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Personally, I go for the 'over the shoulder ' look...
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My wife says that when i get ready for a ride with my lycra shorts on, i look like 'a butchers shop window'

now i know what she means.
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I think riders in the northern hemisphere go left and riders in the southern hemisphere go right. Its called the Coriolis force. Something to do with the rotation of the earth.

There are more posters from the northern hemisphere causing skewed results.
hahahahahahaha. clever
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I think riders in the northern hemisphere go left and riders in the southern hemisphere go right. Its called the Coriolis force. Something to do with the rotation of the earth.

There are more posters from the northern hemisphere causing skewed results.
Clever! What about going right or left according to your political leanings?
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Now that was actually funnier than the picture. Good one mate.



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"Lefty loosy, right tighty"

Oh wait a minute, that's for opening and closing valves and such.
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Suggestion for a dependent poll: How many had to suit up to figure this out?
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Clever! What about going right or left according to your political leanings?
If we do that what about those who sit on the fencepost?
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If we do that what about those who sit on the fencepost?
Sit on a fencepost...sounds painful...ask mounted foe, lildickman, and ****grove. sounds like their forte..

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Mate took this picture of me in my favorite shorts, another reason to wear black!!
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I rode behind some white shorts recently. Not a pretty sight.
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Mate took this picture of me in my favorite shorts, another reason to wear black!!
uh........nice......shorts?
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That reminds me, I was in Vegas recently just after the porno thing and got to sit next to Peter North. Didn't realize you cycle too Pete!
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Just make 'em all black, and not like Lampre-Caffita's current approach. You maybe can't see anything (well, except possibly in brixtonbiker's case ), but the "built in pubic hair" look is frickin' ridiculous.
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Wow! Who the hell is the designer at Lampre? I would go on strike if I was a rider for them! Frikkin' hilarious.



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Just make 'em all black, and not like Lampre-Caffita's current approach. You maybe can't see anything (well, except possibly in brixtonbiker's case ), but the "built in pubic hair" look is frickin' ridiculous.
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