Why Cycling shorts should always be black - Page 3

Gooooooooooooooooooood LORD .. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. whooooops .. (retrieving myself off the floor) gracious, corr blimey mate, good heavens (thank) .. ummmmmmmmmm .. what was the question .. ?????

I wonder if my sister-in-combat has seen this .. I am sure she would have much to say about this .. ummmm .. thread .. calling Less'go????????????

SR,

Not wanting to sound racist, but I can't see what diffence black shorts would make in this case.

Surely the tell tale shape would still be apparent. I think the three blokes in red are probsably just very pleased to see each other.

Kind reards,

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Bluto

Oh, yes, yes too right, too right .. hell .. I don't think I would really notice the colour of the shorts - and why the blacked out faces .. possibly, maybe they are actually .. 'forum subscribers'!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Fess up lads, well one did - the Londoner .. who are the other two?

SR,

I am definitely not one of them. I am not superstitious at all.

Where on earth did these fellows get the stupid idea that a cucumber and two oranges down their pants would make them more competitive?

Kind regards,

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Bluto

Good mate, eh? Nudge nudge

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Scrotal threats unhorse a question of flowers...

Uh huh, how do we know that? Then how do you know about oranges and bananas?????????????? So .. Cambodia and some piglets? I should now go back to that thread and tell them all about the men in red shorts attached to a bike frame ..

Time to go to bed .. I'm seeing RED!

SR

Sweet red dreams!

Kind regards,

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Bluto

Check his public profile - dude's proud! Rightly so I imagine...

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Cancel Cancer!

Definitely "up" and black lycra of course.

SR,

Sorry to be a kill joy, but I fancy Pez have been misleading you. I think they have been to Japan and indulged in a little clothing printing. Its all the go there at the moment.

Kind regards,

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Bluto

That's it ruin a girls fun won't you ..

SR,
Oh Dear, My most profuse apologies.

I had hoped to help you. I fancy I will be in Tokyo in April. I thought that maybe you would have liked to arrange to have those spandex done in a like style. That is like the skirts. Not the cycling pants

Then there would be no problem with finding a gentleman to tke cycling with you!!

Sorry, sorry, sorry,

Kind regards,

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Bluto

If you check closely, you can see the guy in the middle is circumcised.