This Forum is not dying

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by earth_dweller

Oh oh Bringing out the big guns right now

Originally Posted by nns1400

I laughed for five minutes straight. This could be because I haven't been getting enough sleep lately, or maybe I'm just in a good mood....

You've upped the ante. I guess it's my turn...

I know.

The Seductress understands the minimalist approach and comes up with the "Post of the Thread" so far, IMHO.

The minimalist approach is something I struggle with, as you probably understand after seeing me in Lethal Weapon 1, 2, 3....and in this thread.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

I know.

The Seductress understands the minimalist approach and comes up with the post of the thread IMHO.

The minimalist approach is something I struggle with, as you probably understand after seeing me in Lethal Weapon 1, 2, 3....and in this thread.

Lethal Weapon(s)....sigh. So much twisted steel and sex appeal....

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

Lethal Weapon(s)....sigh. So much twisted steel and sex appeal....

I'm going for a ride now.

Not sure about the steel but I'm definitely tryiing to get the twisted sex appeal by riding my butt off. (literally)

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by lwedge

Ironic.... 28 pages of "This Forum is Dying".


lw

Yes Lim tells me that if we can get it up to 10,000 posts he might consider it as slightly sticky, perhaps "tacky". Although "Vuelta: Stages 13" & "...14" will take some dislodging.

In any case, IMHO this thread doesn't need a "sticky" tag, as long as I keep posting every 20 mins. We'll just need other posters, in the end, that aren't completely turned off by "Cranky the Bore".

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

[BTW - NNS is now my girlfriend. We've had internet sex in the private message room.]

Originally Posted by Powerful Pete

Can I see a picture? Please?

Well I'll let you know what happened next.


You see, we were chattin' away in the forum around page 22 or 23, and it got a little heated with the flirt banter, and she said something about falling in love with me, and you know how guys usually run away from that one, but we had the safety of the forum anonymity. Anyway I says "Don't take your panties off yet", that I was only considering her out of multitudes of options (bluff, bluff). And then anyway, she presents me with something like this:





So immediately the stakes have changed so I quickly disrobed, went to the Private Message Room and said:

"Are you coming in....I'm naked"

Looking something like this:






And then it just all proceeded from there.

What can I say?

It was virtually magnificent.

Now I find out she's married and her husband likes guns.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

Well I'll let you know what happened next.


You see, we were chattin' away in the forum around page 22 or 23, and it got a little heated with the flirt banter, and she said something about falling in love with me, and you know how guys usually run away from that one, but we had the safety of the forum anonymity. Anyway I says "Don't take your panties off yet", that I was only considering her out of multitudes of options (bluff, bluff). And then anyway, she presents me with something like this:





So immediately the stakes have changed so I quickly disrobed, went to the Private Message Room and said:

"Are you coming in....I'm naked"

Looking something like this:






And then it just all proceeded from there.

What can I say?

It was virtually magnificent.

Now I find out she's married and her husband likes guns.

Don't want to get shot in the saddle? Doesn't that add to the excitement?

[janiejones]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

Well I'll let you know what happened next.


You see, we were chattin' away in the forum...

mmm...more like reading it in Penthouse Forum, or are you one of those guys that submits the letters??

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

Don't want to get shot in the saddle? Doesn't that add to the excitement?

Well that would be fine honey, but let me fill our fellow forum friends in on the details.


This is a picture of her husband she shows me, with the gun he has in a sentry-tower that he built himself on the roof of their home:




And it gets worse, my exciting NNS springs the news of a little toe-nipper on me - so proud of this little boy she is - that she shows me a cute picture of him:






So I guess there's excitement which adds to the fun, and there's excitement which deflates the point of our innocent meeting in virtual space.

But because she's just so darn drop-dead gorgeous, I'm going to have to keep pursuing her .

[Frigo's Luggage]

It is going to be a long freakin winter. Can't wait for Het Volk.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by Frigo's Luggage

It is going to be a long freakin winter. Can't wait for Het Volk.

Thanks Frigo, I can see your point, and some vanity in my posting. I need to take a break in any case.

[jhuskey]

Originally Posted by Polyheme.boost

1) 90% of all American beef is laced with anabolic steroids & growth hormones

2) 100% of all synthetic hemoglobin is 'bovine based'

3) The Chicken (Michael rasmussen) used Hemopure from Cambridge.

4) Nike's lance used Actovegin cow extract from Norway

5) Jan Ulrich used his own blood bank in Zurich, Fuentes used HSCB.

6) Neither dopers, nor cows go on vacation.

I am starting an underground moo-vement to get cow's vacation and benefits.
This is no bull,cows have a real beef and I will milk this for all it is worth.
I am looking for people to serve on the "steer-ing committee".
I hope people will take a steak in this movement and start a cow crusade stampede.

[jhuskey]

Lots to do between defending T-Mobile and Jan's illegal HSBC wires.[/QUOTE]

A guys gotta have a hobby.

[Bro Deal]

Four posts to 3000.

[Bro Deal]

Three

[thoughtforfood]

Originally Posted by jhuskey

Lots to do between defending T-Mobile and Jan's illegal HSBC wires.

A guys gotta have a hobby.[/QUOTE]
He does, it involves Google, internet porn, copious amounts of tissue paper, and Prozac.