Dear Cycling Expert - Page 3

Thankyou Cycling Expert, I took the prescribed medication and my body developed muscles I never knew it had and I thought WOW I'm going to be really fast, but my new larger body just catches the wind, please see photo of me in Blue Helmet and Red top on the front below. Also video.

Look forward to your advice, Cycling Novice.



http://s215.photobucket.com/albums/c...Gradebreak.flv

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Dear Cycling Expert,

I have good news, C'dale Girl was on secret training in New Zealand, I have managed to take a photo.



Cheers, Cycling Novice

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Shorts are heavier than socks. Just saying.

How about a G string and pasties? No tassles though...wind drag. And Cdale girl should demonstrate.......pix please.

Blue Note, I'm sure you can check any one of the myriad of porn sites that you peruse hours a day in order to find someone in the get up you desire. Personally, I weigh over 200 lbs, am married with adult children, am 52 years old, and am currently applying to be on the Biggest Loser . . . me and my wide load comfort seat that I have on my Walmart bike that I got a good deal for at Christmas. So, I don't think I'm the candidate for you.

Ok, so I've waited patiently for 3 weeks now and you guys are still going on, disrespecting me. So here I am. What do you want now so we can put this to rest? (Go ahead . . . make some pre-pubescent inappropriate answer to that question. I'd hate to be proven wrong in that regard).

Tell me Blue Note, what part of StL did you grow up in? Care to share? Or, are you from Jeff City and simply a Blues fan?

And, while I'm at it, care to share what position you play(ed) on the ice?

Didn't mean to dis you, just having some fun. And I'm originally from North county off Halls Ferry, grandparents lived in Ferguson, others in South City on Shaw. My brother lives off Telegraph Rd. I love Imos Pizza and White Castle(best one is on 6th), can tell you where almost every gentlemans club is, and still mourn the old Checkerdome/Arean and old Busch. My father is a grad BA and MA from St Louis University, my mother Font Bon. St Louis enough for you.?I played and still do primarily defense (Skates-Nike Ignite 1s, Stick Easton One, most pads are Easton, Nike helmet), my son is a goalie/defenseman though he is a theat at any position and my daughter a goalie/right forward/center. My wife has played goalie in the parent child games. I've coached 4 yrs for the Central MO Eagles. And we had season tickets for 5 yrs driving 280miles round trip to games, had to drop them when gas hit $3 a gallon, 280 miles x 35 to 40 games +food and parking= too expensive now. We spend enough going to my kids games, Granite City, Fairview Heights, Alton, to Queeny Park to Chesterfield to Webster, to St Peters (very nice new faciltiy.

And you only have me by 8yrs, but I'm content with my wife of 20 yrs, been together 25.5 and the girl can ride her butt off, can't skate that well. Though its only a size 2. She is a very hot 42 almost 43 yr old, most think she's in her early 30s. So seriously, I was just goofing off. Sorry for any offense.

And we watch the Biggest Loser, my wife is the administrator for a doctor supervised weight loss program. She lost 72 lbs and is my trophy wife without the divorce. I need to lose a couple, love Imos and White castle too much though. And my wife and I ride Fuji, Newest for me, Absolute for her, and the kids ride Giant,Haro,Trek, and GT. I'll try to dig up one of our cycling pics and the one of my son hooking me down on the ice to prove it if you desire.

That's actually a funny post.

But, the most important question of all . . . what kinda pads are your kids' sportin'?

My son, Bauer Leg pads, Bauer Vapor skates, RBK chest protector, RBK blocker and catcher, CCM stick, CCM pants, ITech helmet. Daughter Bodam legs, CCM chest, Bauer 1000 skates, Tour blocker and catcher, CCM helmet, and Sherwood stick. UnderArmor under all of it......and it all stinks to high heaven, as any well used hockey equipment does. It stays in the garage.

Anything else?

of course you know the brand lines have blured a bit since Nike bought Bauer and Rebok bought CCM.

And if you didn't get it, I appologized for bugging you and sorry, I'm not a poser. I'm from St Louis, I do play and coach hockey, and we ride a lot....among other things.

You do understand that I was joking, asking the age old StL question, right? Oh, I guess I should have asked where you went to highschool in order for you to get it, but I was trying to protect your anonymity more.

My kid's a goalie too. So, we're in the same club.

Hey, are we gonna get in trouble for taking this thread off-topic though? What IS the topic of this thread anyway, other than ragging on me?

Btw, my mention of disrespect was to a few people, not just you. After all, we got one guy suggesting ruffies? (I know, it was a joke).

OK, if your asking high schools, you must be from St Louis. My parents moved us from St Louis before high school, I believe if we would have stayed where we were, of course if youve been up there recently, we wouldn't, but Hazelwood Central was the high school, though my parents would have stuck us in Catholic school. As they moved us to Jeff, I went to Jefferson City High School, class or should I say no class of 82. And I'm not worried about anonymity. I'm rude, crude, and don't care who knows it....and if someone has a problem with it, I'll make them eat plexiglass.

So you know the expense with goalies, at ages 11 and 9, we have $2700 in equipment. But my son has had three shutouts this season.

Hahahaha, I was going to comment after reading the first highlighted section that that's spoken like a true defenseman. And then I read the second part. ROFL.

Well, we could go on forever about highschools, hockey and wacko goalie kids, but it's time for me to head home.

Now, if people continue talking about me "behind my back" (figuratively) in this thread, I fully expect you to pull the jersey over their head and start pounding away.

In reference to the other poster I wanted to comment that I like my wife of 17 years . Of course when she hits 18 it's trade in time.

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No problem! My favorite part of the game. Even my daughter has no problem dropping the gloves when necessary, or just because she's in a mood. It takes a lot to get my son going, but when he does, get the first aid kit for the other guy.

Ok, thread back on course, what ever that was....I forgot....anyone got a clue?

Oh ya, weight savings. I can bleed a few pounds out of you.

Hmmm weight gain from a date rape drug ? Wow double trouble ! Maybe you got GHB cornfused with BGH (bovine growth hormone) BTW in the video I can't tell if that's you in the lead break away or pulling up the rear

BTW C'dale girl - the topic was of course which sock should you wear on which foot depending on the color. This is an extremely important subject so I'd like to get back to it.

What C'dale Girl neglected to mention is that she is 7'4" tall, so at 200 Lbs, she is quite slender. And 52? That's still young!

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