Funny Things JTE83 has posted - Page 2

Why?... Are you a woman now Mrs. Garrison?...

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So transvestites aren't gay...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPML-n1kRnY

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He'll be giving out more personal details such as financial information next. But no wonder your employer spied on you (assuming it is not just your paranoid imagination that is) - my guess is that you behave somewhat weirdly at work and triggered off a few alarm bells...

Gimme a break.

I can't believe you guys are getting suckered into this bs.

Except that it looks like it is not bs.

So, how often do people look at you with a puzzled look on your face? Do you shop in the mens clothes and womens? Why are you such a sketchball?

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"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place." -Lance Armstrong

I shop both mens and womens. For womens clothes, I mostly love skirt suits. Casual wear and all other stuff is boring. But nice lingerie is nice. I hate Victoria Secret. I spend more on womens clothes than men's!

Then I get nice stuff on ebay. But it's real embarrassing to mention how big my women's clothes collection is! I'm looking for a date or wife who is my height [5' 4"] and a size 4 to 6 too, - so I can dress her up in my beautiful womens clothes collection!

Yeah! I'm a recreational crossdresser! How did I come out here?! I was suppose to keep it secret from all of you! I hope you all don't hate me now, now that you know!

Do you really care? You seem to have been impervious to any negative criticism in the past. Almost psychopathically insensitive.

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we have always hated you...hehe

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"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place." -Lance Armstrong

Some people like me, some hate me, some don't care, some find me amusing.

But I don't care what a newbie thinks! I've been here 4.5 years!

I was only joking around amigo...your choices don't have an affect on my life, therefore it doesn't matter to me

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"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place." -Lance Armstrong

Actually, guys - I already shopped Performance Bike in drag, did it 3 times, shopped in a nice skirt suit, and was always Ma'med. Never tried Ladies Night 10% off yet though!

I think the cycling is ruining your lady legs, Jesse...

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Yeah, I have unfeminine legs. What cycling has done for my crossdressing - I went from a size 12 - 14, got fat to a 16, cycled 5018 miles and went down to a size 4! At 149 lbs now I mostly buy a size 6 - Britney Spear's size when she's fit! So I really want a woman who can fit in my clothes! Cycling has done wonders to my crossdressing - I shrunk in size and my clothes collection for prettier stuff at the smaller sizes exploded!

This bad habit stuck with me since 1990. Tried to quit 5 times, got rid of the clothes, and always came back! It is what hurt me in jobs at Chicago, there was lots of "gay" discrimination back then. I'm not really gay but they call all crossdressers gay. This is why I got fired at Synchro Start and later punched a guy and got my felony!

I really am a sucker for skirt suits. And I've spent lots of money on them. I like St John skirt suits a lot, and these are worn by high class women! I kinda like shopping at the mall dressed in St John with the "You can't afford me look!"

Here's Condolezza and Hillary in St John. And me in 3 St John skirt suits too! The 3 pc one - 60% off cost me $918! The white checkered one - my most expensive ebay one for $412! The other white one $134 ebay - I shopped in this suit and a guy turned around and gave me a good look like he wanted to hit on me! I don't mess around and wear a ring to pretend I'm married! It's such a trip to live an alternate lifestyle. Went to the ladies washroom and fitting room too and passed!

Actually I'm very amused by female inpersonation. I collect photos of very beautiful crossdressers who look like real women! I'm really amused by it!

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If you're a crossdresser - you love everything! I also do goth, cheerleader outfits, church skirt suits, and school girl clothes!

Here's me in my best ebay chearleader outfit. An authentic Elite Cheerleading suit! Goth dress from Hot Topic. And me in a nice church suit - went to church in this suit to shop in drag afterwards. - A guy was attracted and sat next to me instead of near his family. Going home - a guy said hi to me - and then I notice he's staring me down as I walk away! But sometimes I look ugly and don't pass too. My enlarged face pic. And me in a $285 St John Brown skirt suit!

Ok, I guess I shocked everyone enough here! But now you guys know how I look - IN DRAG! Never gonna show my guy pic - that's Top Secret!

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