Ain't Texans wacky? - Page 2

That wasn't for you. It was for Thomas the Tank Engine...er Train.

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Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one

Good, I don't want to get into a tiff with anyone who has access to plutonium.

Thomas the Tank Engine? Ummm.... I'm trying to find some humor in that, but I just cant.
Ok Mr. Village Idiot, please enlighten the forum as to what village you are from so we can get a comparison. Come on, grow a sac and quit hiding behind that keyboard.

I can feel the love flowing in this thread...... no it's just gas. I'll take something for it.

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Dope,when training and talent just aren't enough.

If you were from Texas you'd figure out a way to build a pipeline from it and get rich selling it to other parts of the US.

Oh my gods! You've issued a testosterone challenge! Uh-oh! And you've already drawn conclusions in the sand based on your hirsute challenge! God! You are a man!

Please post a picture of you flexing your biceps! I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm all aquiver.

I've lived around the country....Ohio, Missouri, Colorado, Arizona. Is that ok? Will you now wow me with the fortitude of your intellectual fury?

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Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one

Come on man. I lived in Alaska, California, Florida, and Louisiana but I dont hide behind that.

Who's hiding? Do you want a full bio? Need masturbation fantasies?

Internet "challenges" such as yours are just completely laughable. You seem pretty invested in your "grade school" thread. I think you like me and quite possibly want to date me.

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Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one

I bet I can burp louder that either one of you.

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Dope,when training and talent just aren't enough.

The earth is only 6,000 years old, according to those creationists?
Dear god.

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.."But finally the last thing I’ll say to the people who don’t believe in cycling, the cynics and the sceptics. I'm sorry for you. I’m sorry that you can’t dream big. [I]I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. You should believe in these athletes, and you should believe in these people. I'll be a fan of the Tour de France for as long as I live. And there are no secrets - this is a hard sporting event and hard work wins it" - Armstrong 2005 TDF
morelike hypocrisy.

Yes, and when scientists uncover evidence to the contrary, it's just a false clue planted by the devil.

If you want me to find out if Satan actually did plant misleading evidence I can ask his sister. I use to be married to her.

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Dope,when training and talent just aren't enough.

She must have been hot.

...and horny.

Nope, I just want to know what perfect little society you are from so I can do some research on it to find out how perfect it is.