Ain't Texans wacky? - Page 4

Yup. That's going to be it....that and our little bromance, here. I have to say, though, that I've been here a bit too long to be a troll. And if I were a troll, what would that say about you, who keeps feeding an alleged troll. Is that going to be your life story?

Mom and Dad are real proud, even though they're really busy at being displaced *****ian royalty, struggling to get money from their secret accounts moved to the US.

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Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one

Yup. That's going to be it....that and our little bromance, here. Mom and Dad are real proud, even though they're really busy at being displaced *****ian royalty, struggling to get money from their secret accounts moved to the US.

__________________
Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one

Yup. That's going to be it....that and our little bromance, here. Mom and Dad are real proud, even though they're really busy at being displaced *****ian royalty, struggling to get money from their secret accounts moved to the US.

__________________
Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one

Wow, talk about worked up, he was so worked up he hit the send button three times!

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Stupid 'submit' button............

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Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one

Is that what happens when you are sitting in front of the computer with one hand on the submit button and the other hand on your d!ck? You better slow down with that.

Nah. When I'm in front of the computer with my hand on my ****, I'm usually thinking of you, naked with a Texas flag draped over your shoulders. Then I splooge all over the screen. Other times I think about that thing we like to do where you where you get on all 4's, put on the longhorns, and pretend you're steer, and I pretend I'm the bad cowboy out to ride the bucking bronco.

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Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one

Bluetrain, Alien, I want to be your manager and take this act to Vegas. I think we could make some big money.

What sort of percentage are we lookin' at?

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Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one

Well, I want to be fair about this. 50% for me, and the talent splits the other half. I kind of envision an insult cage match, with three rounds of five minutes each. Blows above the belt are not permitted.

I'm pretty sure I can get Paris Hilton and Wayne Newton as judges.

In between rounds we'll have simulated dangling sex acts by Cirque So-Lay, in tribute to David Carradine. (I know, I know, but this is Vegas.)

The problem is that American racists just don't last like others. After a hundred thousand miles or so the attitude wears out and the seals start leaking which leads to problems like a bleeding heart.

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don't know about that. i remember my dad talking about the '64's and '65's performance in glowing terms. virulence off the line, straight line vitriol to spare. admittedly couldn't handle the cornering demands of your euro bigot, but for pure american bigotry, nothing was better from a to b.

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Alienator - 5+ years of 100% living up to the screen name.

Very true! It is hard to beat big block bigotry when you have straight line prejudice.
In this lies the problem with the American models since the tmodels have evolved in such a way that most models will only turn one direction, either far right or far left.

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Dope,when training and talent just aren't enough.

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