Sort the spam out!!!

Yet again levels of spam are increasing. Why is it such a issue to keep a lid on this?

Redneck on the right, old school on the left and 'regular' in the middle... Sorted. The lid stays on until you use the funky key on top...

Old school Spam is the only Spam there can be. 2 pieces of white bread, 3 slices of Spam, mayo, and one slice of individually wrapped processed American cheese food is all you need to taste a little bit of heaven.

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Sex is horrid
Pain is Fun
I cut my fingers off
One by one