Heaven and Hell comparison

With apologies in advance to those nationalities adversely categorised.

What is heaven? Heaven is having :

An American Salary
A British home
A German car
Chinese food
An Indian wife

What is Hell? Hell is having:

An American car and wife
German and British food
Chinese home
And an Indian salary..

Heaven is where ….

The humour is British
The cooks are French
The mechanics German
The lovers Italian
And all organised by the Swiss

Hell is where ….

The humour is German
The mechanics are French
The lovers Swiss
The cooks British
And it is all organised by the Italians