I know Lance well - Page 11

OK, I've been sprung. Martin is my literary agent only and in a sense you are indeed correct...he's been peddling my latest book which exposes some of the deviant lifestyles in the Pro Peloton. Stay tuned for details. I warn you...the chapter concerning the real truth about why Cadel choked in the Tour isn't pretty!
Quote:
" I was lined up for a piss test with the other leading riders when I felt something wet, slimy and rigid against my perfectly formed thigh. I looked down...and to my amazement...It was Alberto...humping my leg like a dog!
The shock! The horror!
I knew then that I could never let Alberto get behind me if I valued my honour,and the race was lost for 2007."
Cadel Evans
It gets worse.

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Drink!Feck!Arrse!Girls!

WOW!!! So it wasn't "wheelsucking" at all...it was fear of being buggered by AC!!! Things are really starting to become much more clear for me now!

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
-- Albert Einstein

More revelations from my forthcoming book...
From post-race interview with Cadel Evans, in his own words...
"It had been a hard day on the bike and I was looking forward to a massage.
I had showered and lay stretched out on the massage table while I waited for the soigneur.
Then I noticed the sound of heavy,rasping breathing behind me.I turned my head expecting to see Alphonse, my regular masseur but...
It was Levi Leipheimer! Leerin' Levi! Clad in nothing but a towel and vigorously oiling a rubber clad digit!
He was visibly.....excited.....
I leapt to my feet and ran screaming from the shower rooms, pausing only briefly to tweak the pert nipples of one of Helmut's podium girls and to goose Michael Rasmussen.
I knew then that 2007 was not to be the year I won the Tour."

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Drink!Feck!Arrse!Girls!

Also in my upcoming tome...
Why US Postal was known to insiders,not as the "Blue Train", but..."The Daisy Chain".
"Toilet Team Time Trials"....By a well known German team....
Michael Rasmussen's secret role as a CIA agent. It was Gitmo...not Mexico!
How Lance and the Mennonite Brotherhood kept Floyd naked in a cellar for 10 years, pedalling a stationary trainer and....other things!

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You know. When it is time to move and you start packing things up you start to remember the good times and get a wee bit sentimental. I thought that I would trot some of Helmet's best work out one more time.

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Cake or Death?

Can we get a copy to take with us? Is that plagiarism?

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They have a whole thread over there from their last forum's "greatest hits." Go for it!!

Too bad we can't import the FID...but 1500 pages is a lot...

Also...is it possible to be "a foreigner" on the internet?? I mean...it's cyberspace. An alien..okay. But a foreigner? I've never been called a foreigner before...it's kind of fun. I mean the Mexicans just smile and call you gringo...that's different. They aren't confused about it.

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This stuff is just crap...Hitchy

Hang on let me get this straight. You want to copy and paste threads from cycling forums over to just cycling and you are asking if its plagiarism?

Seeing as this thread is a cycling forums classic how about we just leave it right here? Is that took much to ask?

Well. Lets see. Did you contribute anything to this thread to make it classic?

BTW. The real Jeff Vader is right. You do have a nice ass.

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We are all made of stars.

Some say I do

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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Yes Tim. You have a nice ass too...especially that new pair of jeans.

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We are all made of stars.

You should see me in hip huggers

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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.