I know Lance well - Page 4

So now this dude is good buddies with Tyler Hamilton to? Man, your stories are more out there than Floyd's.

My issue with Armstrong is this. Look at Heras, Basso, Ullrich, Landis, Pantani. etc. Basically anyone who became a star in cycling got caught cheating. You mean to tell me that if a guy wins a Giro, a couple Vueltas or a Tour he has to cheat to do it. But a guy can win 7 straight Tours and be clean? Doesn't seem to compute with me. But, being a Conservative, Middle Class, Republican American, I can't stand the French. So anybody that pisses the French off is an ally of mine.

Very nice _troll_

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This is the most bizarre and entertaining thread I've seen on here for awhile! Good thing too. After everything that's gone on lately, this forum was in desperate need of a little levity!

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Rebellion with no point or purpose is worse than conformity.

Ummm... You're not still thinking that MJ is serious are you? Please say it ain't so.

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Rebellion with no point or purpose is worse than conformity.

Indeed it does



+1

Thanks for the laughs

What, you doubt me? Why you gota bust me out? There ain't nobody here but Martin Mutter Fukkin Jackson and his good friend Helmut Roole.

I met Helmut Roole at a celebrity bowling tournament. He rolled several 300 games that day. We talked extensively and I got to know him well. His name, as it turns out, was a fake name he used at sign in at non-USCF sanctioned races back in the early 80s. It was his way of protesting the new hardshell helmet rule, but some people thought he was from Belgium and feared him: "Who is this Helmut Roole guy?"

Anyway, after seeing him bowl those 300 games I told him, "Helmut, if you want to make it to the PBA I can make it happen. I can bring the power like Scotty." And he said, "Yeah, how can I get started?"

Man, that was ten years ago. You see the brother's right arm. It's a damn python!

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LIC IT IB!
Lance Is Clean! In That I Believe.

I do not know this man! I've never taken PEDs for my bowling career. I've always been a clean bowler. Show me one test I failed.

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Once again, we need a sarcasm button. I figured my comment about the stories being more out there than Floyd's was sarcastic enough, but apparently the unwashed didn't get it. My apologies

Excellent Helmut!

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Ah! No, my apologies. I'm just happy to learn you weren't serious!

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Thank you. Thank you. I'm on fire today.

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"Bait in 08" --nns1400

I believe you. BowlStrong!

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The best part about this is how the trolls (everyone knows who they are) got sucked in and got angry. Martin, you are the king!

Dude, you really need to lighten up. Did I get sucked in? Yep. Why? Because it was a well crafted joke. Bravo! And the reason it was so well crafted is because he was using the same blind reasoning that a lot of Armstrong (and Hamilton, and Ullrich, etc.) supporters use.

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