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The Tour de France must be fun in your house.

Picture it...

The sky is calm, the baby is sleeping and all is well.

THEN (roll on dramatic music) - the Tour de France starts. Doc's head veins start to bulge (much like stressed Eric's) - his face reddens and the scowl appears.

A chilled silence envelopes the house (apart from the occasional expletive and rendom drug name from Doc's mouth).

For 6 hours Doc vex's, stress', yells, accuses, finger points and moans...

Sounds like fun to me. Seriously Doc - why do you bother? The sport obviously causes you a great amount of unhappiness.

Turn to tiddlywinks - sure they take drugs but it doesn't help them much.

The biggest drug problem on this board seems to be yours...
LOL! You forgot one important element: As he starts ranting at the TV, everyone else in the house lip syncs his complaints in perfect unison, having all heard it so many times before that they know it by heart.
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OFF-Topic, yet again. My ADD readers really need Ritalin.

Yet I do not require LSD, ecstasy or cystal meth in order to watch the Tour.

I can take the Opera House Tour and go behind the stage. I do not need a fraud with a microphone, Liggett, Duffield, Anderson, Kelly, Roll to lie (deny, cover-up) for my benefit.

The TOPIC is 'Cheaters Justice' and we got some more of it today.

Tom Boonen cheated Ocar Friere out of a win today by riding a WIDE bicycle in the last 150 meters, and hooked Friere in the last 50 meters. That is illegal but will not be enforced.

Hence Robbie McEwen will lose points to Boonen----payback for his stage 1 motorpacing session.

Cheaters justice is fun to watch. It is a Tour tradition, like pouring Roid Landis' blood packs down the drain after he threatened to leave USPO. Or barring Basso from racing whilst keeping EPO Zapel.

Payback is a *****.
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OFF-Topic, yet again. My ADD readers really need Ritalin.

Yet I do not require LSD, ecstasy or cystal meth in order to watch the Tour.

I can take the Opera House Tour and go behind the stage. I do not need a fraud with a microphone, Liggett, Duffield, Anderson, Kelly, Roll to lie (deny, cover-up) for my benefit.

The TOPIC is 'Cheaters Justice' and we got some more of it today.

Tom Boonen cheated Ocar Friere out of a win today by riding a WIDE bicycle in the last 150 meters, and hooked Friere in the last 50 meters. That is illegal but will not be enforced.

Hence Robbie McEwen will lose points to Boonen----payback for his stage 1 motorpacing session.

Cheaters justice is fun to watch. It is a Tour tradition, like pouring Roid Landis' blood packs down the drain after he threatened to leave USPO. Or barring Basso from racing whilst keeping EPO Zapel.

Payback is a *****.
Dr. House... I really enjoy your show. Although you should really do something about your fake American accent. It just plain sucks... and please please please stop pretending you don't have a homo erotic crush for Omar Epps.

regarding the motorpacing and Vino... well... having experience as a race commisar, I can say that on a Cat 3 climb where the road is a single lane, there is only so much room the cars can be pulled over to make room for riders to pass by. Also, Vinokourov clearly did not gain any advantage from the cars. Therefore, he should not be penalized.
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Dr. House... I really enjoy your show. Although you should really do something about your fake American accent. It just plain sucks... and please please please stop pretending you don't have a homo erotic crush for Omar Epps.

regarding the motorpacing and Vino... well... having experience as a race commisar, I can say that on a Cat 3 climb where the road is a single lane, there is only so much room the cars can be pulled over to make room for riders to pass by. Also, Vinokourov clearly did not gain any advantage from the cars. Therefore, he should not be penalized.
How would you penalize Basso? Ulrich? McEwen? Boonen?

Nothing worse than 'official apologizes' such as the fix (66 seconds credited) for Levi Leipheimer at the 2007 EPO-Tour of Amgen.

That was another example of officials fixing an event for the benefit of the underwriters.
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LOL! You forgot one important element: As he starts ranting at the TV, everyone else in the house lip syncs his complaints in perfect unison, having all heard it so many times before that they know it by heart.
Keep on going doping apologist.

Your Nike dollars are well appreciated for the HGH, Cow's Blood, Quakerstate Oil, and Aunt Gemima's Syrup that are pumping into their cyclist's.
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There was a lot of motor pacing for Astana boys. Vino has saved at leat 30sec with that move and he should be given double time penalty from race officials, so 1min would be fair enough. Of course ASO mafia believe Vino has injured him badly and becasue of that calculate he wont be able to destroy the field in mountains-->that means no well deserved penalty for him.
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How would you penalize Basso? Ulrich? McEwen? Boonen?

Nothing worse than 'official apologizes' such as the fix (66 seconds credited) for Levi Leipheimer at the 2007 EPO-Tour of Amgen.

That was another example of officials fixing an event for the benefit of the underwriters.
The issue was about Vinokourov. I addressed my stance on Vinokourov.

now... about your fake accent. Please do something about it... you are starting to trigger epileptic seisures with my cat... and for heaven's sake SHAVE!!! or grow a propper full on beard. None of this scruffy dead squirel look. How would you feel as a patient if you were being cared for by someone who looks like a crystal meth addict.
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The issue was about Vinokourov. I addressed my stance on Vinokourov.

now... about your fake accent. Please do something about it... you are starting to trigger epileptic seisures with my cat... and for heaven's sake SHAVE!!! or grow a propper full on beard. None of this scruffy dead squirel look. How would you feel as a patient if you were being cared for by someone who looks like a crystal meth addict.
Please reread again. It is MY post about CHEATER's JUSTICE.

Official must have BLIND EYES which is why:

1) you ignored the Vino motrpacing that many others witnessed
2) pretend to be an authority on non-compliance
3) you hyjacked my thread into rants on alleged accents

I suggest Ritalin and a job at the IOC.
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Keep on going doping apologist.

Your Nike dollars are well appreciated for the HGH, Cow's Blood, Quakerstate Oil, and Aunt Gemima's Syrup that are pumping into their cyclist's.
You obviously know nothing about the doping cocktails these cyclists use. If you did, you’d know that Aunt Jemima’s syrup reacts poorly with exogenous testosterone, and no self-respecting mass marketing conglomerate such as Nike would allow their cyclists to use it. I hear that Log Cabin is the brand of choice.
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you hyjacked my thread into rants on alleged accents

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Don't you just hate it when people rant?
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Don't you just hate it when people rant?
No----only when they have not the decency or intelligence to admit when they are wrong---which is a daily thing for certain doper apologists and rule benders.

The Tour is a corrupt Opera---entertaining and lucrutive for its organizers. In the end--only the next profits and skim counts.

The riders are all disposable as are their fans and apologists.
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The Tour is a corrupt Opera

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No way - operas are full of fat people.
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so which rider are you rooting for, Dr. house?
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so which rider are you rooting for, Dr. house?
You're kidding right?

Dr. Plum with the candlestick in the laboratory. I thought everyone knew I rooted for the true stars----Life sciences, the scientists and pigeon trainers.

Dr. Plum is the guy who prepares the research-based cow blood bags for Tour riders. He is a blood cousin of Michele Ferrari.

I'll bet you that Erik Zabel is on it (bovine-based hot sauce) too. Sprinter or not---he is a supreme T-Mobile blood doper.

So far it Biopure versus Northfield Labs for the GC.
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So far it Biopure versus Northfield Labs for the GC.
How's the Epogen vs. Procrit score?
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