I Hate Al Troutlips! - Page 2

House Boy, I thought you only trolled on about the doping riders. Give the commentators a break. They have to sell themselves that way to fund their raging crack habits. They don't get the endorsement deals that the riders do.

In your expert medical opinion, do you think my long lost girl went for saline or silicone?

Saline.

You are so full of crap.

You would know crap. It becomes you.

Sleeping with your mother is causing so many issues for you.

How does this relate to Al Trautwig embarrassing Bob Roll and Robbie Ventura with simple questions a two year old could answer?

Is Phil Liggett married to your sister?

even though i don't think sherwin, roll, liggett, or troutlips are esp. good, i enjoy all of them. however, robbie ventura and frankie andreu are the two biggest pieces of poop in cycling broadcasting. both are total cotchkies, dumb as ****, and annoying to look at. chris carmichael was hard ot sit through when he was on too. anyone who knows anything about cycling knows that turd had nothign to do with lance except provide a face for lance's coaching business. lance's actual coaches = johan bruyneel, and michele ferrari.

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When Horner retires he should replace Andreau and Ventura. Horner always has a good tactical sense of what went on during a race.

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"You are like the wind and I like the lion. You form the tempest. The sand stings my eyes and the ground is parched. I roar in defiance but you do not hear. But between us there is a difference. I, like the lion, must remain in my place. While you like the wind will never know yours." -- Mulay Hamid El Raisuli, Lord of the Riff, Sultan to the Berbers, Last of the Barbary Pirates

That's rich.

Horner reads an Omerta script like Tom Cruise reads a teleprompter.

You should have heard Horner defend Landis's 'A sample' last August. What a joke that guy is. Worse than Robbie Ventura on crack.

Figures Bro deal would think he knows TV media talent.