2003 TDF : Placings to be revised

Following another doping controversy, the ASO is pleased to present the revised
2003 GC podium.

(our picture shows Lance Armstrong receiving the 2003 Tour de France trophy, to his right is second placed Jan Ullrich wearing the number 13 - unlucky for some - and next to Ullrich is the newly promoted third place, Bovis the Bovine)

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.."But finally the last thing I’ll say to the people who don’t believe in cycling, the cynics and the sceptics. I'm sorry for you. I’m sorry that you can’t dream big. [I]I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. You should believe in these athletes, and you should believe in these people. I'll be a fan of the Tour de France for as long as I live. And there are no secrets - this is a hard sporting event and hard work wins it" - Armstrong 2005 TDF
morelike hypocrisy.

Bravo!

This is the funniest post I have ever read re: synthetic hemoglobin references

Lim is the man!

From now on victory speeches will go: "I'd like to thank my family, my team and Gladys the Cow...

The chickens (or is that bovines) have come home to roost it seems.

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Did you know that 64.3% of all statistics are just made up?

Of course, that would be difficult because synthetic hemoglobin references are currently HUGE on the comedy circuit at the moment.

VeloNews may be the new one source for bovine news.

That and Dairy Farmer/Life Sciences Weekly.

Funny, but worthy of a sticky? Sorry Lim but that's a bit self serving.

A Cat 5 post?

It is what it is: Bovine based blood doping.

So why should a funny post like this get a sticky? Other then the fact that the person who moderates the forum fins himself humorous.

+1 On that.

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"You are like the wind and I like the lion. You form the tempest. The sand stings my eyes and the ground is parched. I roar in defiance but you do not hear. But between us there is a difference. I, like the lion, must remain in my place. While you like the wind will never know yours." -- Mulay Hamid El Raisuli, Lord of the Riff, Sultan to the Berbers, Last of the Barbary Pirates

Keep it a sticky! We need a bit of humor in the midst of all this nihilism.

I hear that there is another bovine extract that heightens one's ability to come up with creatively absurd explanations. That could explain all the 'dog ate my homework' lines of reasoning we've been hearing from accused riders.

They're doping up on bull****.

Hey Lim, This thread should be closed and kept in the doping forum!

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Nothin's faster than the Double Zero.

About as funny as an enema.

Something up with RasMOOssen this year.