Versus channel hits a new low

I noticed on the schedule today they played Missing in Action and Missing in Action 2, both starring Chuck Norris.

I like bad action movies as much as the next guy, but this used to be the Outdoor Life Network.

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Yeah! it's an outdoorsy movie, all that jungle warfare stuff.

It was the doped up jungle monkies. The know we're hooked this soon after the Tour...

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Ah how little you know. Those monkey are not doped up, they are the dope.

Allow me to explain.

Monkey blood is the new cow's blood. Cow blood is the new EPO. It all makes sense in a world gone crazy.

Crazy with doping and pharmaceutical Nike corporation at large.

WRONG!

And Dr Pepper is not Gatorade (Pepsi) either.

moderated.

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I agree. Your posts are very boring.

Wow. I somewhat agree with Tim on something.

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"You are like the wind and I like the lion. You form the tempest. The sand stings my eyes and the ground is parched. I roar in defiance but you do not hear. But between us there is a difference. I, like the lion, must remain in my place. While you like the wind will never know yours." -- Mulay Hamid El Raisuli, Lord of the Riff, Sultan to the Berbers, Last of the Barbary Pirates

We are upsetting the space time continuum….we have for ever...... altered theoretical physics ….a shift in the very fabric of time....

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Cool. I always expected this to happen. Time to explore the multiverse.

"Yeah, leprachaun universe is fine...if you haven't seen pirate universe." -- Bender

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"You are like the wind and I like the lion. You form the tempest. The sand stings my eyes and the ground is parched. I roar in defiance but you do not hear. But between us there is a difference. I, like the lion, must remain in my place. While you like the wind will never know yours." -- Mulay Hamid El Raisuli, Lord of the Riff, Sultan to the Berbers, Last of the Barbary Pirates

Extreme Cage fighting
Female boxing
Schooling house and Timmy
Betsy Andreu will work the U-Tube camera
Lim to score the events

Format:
tempo race (warm up)
12 lap scratch race
win n out
miss n out (devil take the hind most)
Points race (40 laps)
Omnium score +
Musical chairs bonus, especially for House

My head is spinning. I have NO idea what you just said.

You mean wrote.

Get down to your local Velodrome.

Saturday's AM session---they will explain the drills & races for you.

Last I heard--House did not even own a fixed gear bike.

what in the world are you talking about?

This is Doctor.Unoriginal's attempt to "fit in" here. He is a social paralytic, so excuse the awkwardness. When your only meaningful interface is with something measured in gigabytes, you tend to be unclear in your human interaction.

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