This Forum is not dying

[Bro Deal]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

Get to work Bro Deal. NNS is going to put Brad Pitt up in here. El Loto already has him I think.

This thread has taken a disturbing turn.

I'm not that good at picking at mimbos, so I think I will go with the movie themed thing.

[Crankyfeet]

Ask the girls to find one for you. I don't think that's going to appease their cullinary senses....though like you I can' tell a mimbo from a jimbo.

Originally Posted by Bro Deal

This thread has taken a disturbing turn.

I'm not that good at picking at mimbos, so I think I will go with the movie themed thing.

[Bro Deal]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

Ask the girls to find one for you. I don't think that's going to appease their cullinary senses....though like you I can' tell a mimbo from a jimbo.

This one might be better than David Lo Pan.

[Crankyfeet]

You girls talking in the bathroom together while you powder your noses??

This is a public forum. I have to go ride my bike now very fast!

Originally Posted by earth dweller

or was it a cherry

Originally Posted by nns1400

Oh, my!

[Crankyfeet]

Johnny Depp. Foolproof. Girls love him.

If that doesn't work go for his co-star in Pirates, Orlando Bloom. Though I think that may be sneaking out of the target demographic if they're still hung up on Brad Pitt.

Originally Posted by Bro Deal

This one might be better than David Lo Pan.

[Bro Deal]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

Johnny Depp. Foolproof. Girls love him.

If that doesn't work go for his co-star Orlando Bloom, though I think that may be sneaking out of the target demographic if they're still hung up on Brad Pitt.

I just don't get the appeal of Bloom. Aside from being an acting lightweight, he sets off my gaydar every time I see him on screen. But there are a lot of actors whose appeal I don't understand. Cruise is creepy with the sort of plastic fakeness that might hide a serial killer underneath. Dicrapio is a dwarf; and sporting some facial hair does not make him look any more mature, it makes him look like a teenager trying to get into a bar. Pitt is a pothead with bad skin.

[Crankyfeet]

There's been numerous dangerous paths in this thread; and talking about the appeal of male movie celebrities is definitely one of them - coming from us. Don't forget Bro we wear spandex, so we have to compensate for that. As far as your comments go though - I agree. I think the petals may have begun to shrivel on Bloom. Maybe girls are starting to realize he can't act. Though that never worried them with Pitt.

Now I've got to go have a beer and read a Sports Illustrated before hitting the sack.

Originally Posted by Bro Deal

I just don't get the appeal of Bloom. Aside from being an acting lightweight, he sets off my gaydar every time I see him on screen. But there are a lot of actors whose appeal I don't understand. Cruise is creepy with the sort of plastic fakeness that might hide a serial killer underneath. Dicrapio is a dwarf; and sporting some facial hair does not make him look any more mature, it makes him look like a teenager trying to get into a bar. Pitt is a pothead with bad skin.

[Gregers]

Powdering noses. Dwarfy DiCaprio. Gayer Bloom. Who says this forum is dying?

[Powerful Pete]

Originally Posted by Gregers

Powdering noses. Dwarfy DiCaprio. Gayer Bloom. Who says this forum is dying?

Yup. Lucky this thread has gone the way it has and we are in the racing forum.

[Felt_Rider]

I'm not as pretty as you people so I am going with a different avatar.

Swoosh!!! Nike Apologist

Not that I am trolling any particular forum member

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Bro Deal

This thread has taken a disturbing turn.

I'm not that good at picking at mimbos, so I think I will go with the movie themed thing.

This is totally unacceptable.

Johnny Depp is weird enough, that picture makes it worse. You should have at least gone with Pirates. Now I have to punish you....

P.S. Don't worry, Cranky, I'll change it later.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Felt_Rider

I'm not as pretty as you people so I am going with a different avatar.

Swoosh!!! Nike Apologist

Not that I am trolling any particular forum member

What do you think you're doing?! We finally chased him away with images of beautiful women!

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Bro Deal

I just don't get the appeal of Bloom. Aside from being an acting lightweight, he sets off my gaydar every time I see him on screen. But there are a lot of actors whose appeal I don't understand. Cruise is creepy with the sort of plastic fakeness that might hide a serial killer underneath. Dicrapio is a dwarf; and sporting some facial hair does not make him look any more mature, it makes him look like a teenager trying to get into a bar. Pitt is a pothead with bad skin.

You're right, almost...Orlando Bloom and DiCaprio look like children. Tom Cruise is scary and clearly insane. But I just don't think you can really put down Brad Pitt after post 131.

[Felt_Rider]

What about Angelina? I mean if Brad is being brought to the discussion.


I like Angelina. She's has a warped side. Like it was reported of her wearing a vial of blood from one of her mates. Or was it a vial of cow's blood to help endurance while performing good deeds around the world

[Bro Deal]

Originally Posted by nns1400

This is totally unacceptable.

Johnny Depp is weird enough, that picture makes it worse. You should have at least gone with Pirates. Now I have to punish you....

P.S. Don't worry, Cranky, I'll change it later.

Avast, ye scurvy dog, I prefer The Nineth Gate to Pirates.