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[nns1400]

You cannot be serious...Jamie Sommers was not a wimp! As for the Six Million Dollar Man...I actually have...I almost can't even say this...a copy of the fan letter I wrote to Lee Majors... I will agree with you on The Greatest American Hero...whatever.

Now we have HellBoy. Bit different...

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

I'm sorry but, notwithstanding her beauty, Linda Carter as Wonderwoman to me was one of the most subservient housewife personas of all women superheroes. She sent most of the feminists back a few steps on the "Martha Burk Plan For World Domination" IMHO.

Then again, I was only about 12 when I last watched that show.

Looking back, that might have been a short era when whimpy superheroes were in vogue. Greatest American Hero, Wonderwoman, Six Million Dollar Man, Bionic Woman, all seemed to coincide with the age of disco, ABBA, John Travolta and the Bee Gees.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

Sorry....won't do. Is that you in a $30 halloween costume?

I said Michelle Pfeiffer....in black BTW....giving that hypnotic stare. Nothing less is worth the effort.

Then again...don't worry about it....I don't want you to have total power over me...that would be dangerous.

The whip comes in handy for that..

[Crankyfeet]

OK nns, what is that....? That's not the version of Hellboy that I'm familiar with.

I thought you were looking for Catwoman...or even Elastigirl would be better than that....

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

OK nns, what is that....?

I thought you were looking for Catwoman...or even Elastigirl would be better than that....What is it, please?

That IS Elastigirl...before she became Mrs. Incredible.

Geez, you're PICKY tonight!

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

OK nns, what is that....? That's not the version of Hellboy that I'm familiar with.

I thought you were looking for Catwoman...or even Elastigirl would be better than that....

This is what you're gonna get if you don't quit complainin'!

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

That IS Elastigirl...before she became Mrs. Incredible.

Geez, you're PICKY tonight!

I was commenting on the pic before.....dear.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

This is what you're gonna get if you don't quit complainin'!

I think I am safe as Mel. I just have to start knocking back some heavy liquor and I will be able to fend of anything you throw at me with my viscious, highly prejudiced, intoxicated verbal barbs.

[stevebaby]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

I take it that the invention of the inflatable has made life a lot easier and improved things for you now.

It certainly has.
Advantages of an inflatable girlfriend.
Never get credit card bills for $500 shoes.
They never get "headaches".
No PMT!
No backchat.
I can leave the loo seat in any damn position I want to.
She never bitches about my wildly excessive beer consumption.
Never have to suffer through "chick movies".
Never asks "Does my **** look big in this?"

But the best reason of all...when she goes down, just apply a sticky patch and after a bit of pumping...all is well again!

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by stevebaby

It certainly has.
Advantages of an inflatable girlfriend.
Never get credit card bills for $500 shoes.
They never get "headaches".
No PMT!
No backchat.
I can leave the loo seat in any damn position I want to.
She never bitches about my wildly excessive beer consumption.
Never have to suffer through "chick movies".
Never asks "Does my **** look big in this?"

But the best reason of all...when she goes down, just apply a sticky patch and after a bit of pumping...all is well again!

Does your doll complain that you're on the forum, but ignoring it? Or that you haven't noticed its new avatar? Or that it doesn't like the mostly fully clothed pictures you've been transferring from the Bloody Soap Box to the Bike Cafe?

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

Does your doll complain that you're on the forum, but ignoring her? Or that you haven't noticed her new avatar? Or that she doesn't like the mostly fully clothed pictures you've been transferring from the Bloody Soap Box to the Bike Cafe?

That sounds like viscious, highly prejudiced, intoxicated verbal barbs! But if you think Steve's doll and pump sound more satisfying...by all means, go for it!

I'll be out shoe shopping...til you come crawling back. And m-a-y-b-e I'll take you back...

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

That sounds like viscious, highly prejudiced, intoxicated verbal barbs! But if you think Steve's doll and pump sound more satisfying...by all means, go for it!

I'll be out shoe shopping...til you come crawling back. And m-a-y-b-e I'll take you back...

You're right<hiccup>. Stevebaby's doll and pump don't sound very good compared to a purring Catgirl in black leather.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

You're right. Stevebaby's doll and pump don't sound very good compared to a purring Catgirl in black leather.

I thought you might see it that way...

Anyway, what does anybody think about Michael Vick getting 23 months in prison? I think it's kinda ridiculous...only in the sense that if he beat up his girlfriend or something he'd get probation.

[C'dale Girl]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

You're still my number one forum avatar girlfriend.

But C'dale, Klodi, and Edie are a very close so you need to stay on your toes.

And to think, I jumped into that A list without the need of any avatars; just pure C'Girl baby.

[C'dale Girl]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

For that dominant, but sexy (if that's possible) persona, you should maybe go with the Michelle Pfeiffer version of Catwoman. I'd listen to her.

Help me out with this one NNS. I thought those two words were actually synonyms?

From what I hear, that's what men are looking for. An independent, intelligent woman who knows what she wants.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

I thought you might see it that way...

Anyway, what does anybody think about Michael Vick getting 23 months in prison? I think it's kinda ridiculous...only in the sense that if he beat up his girlfriend or something he'd get probation.

I don't think PETA believe that abused girlfriends are as important as animals.

I also don't think he'll serve his full 23 months....and have you seen the prisons that celebrities end up spending their time in?