This Forum is not dying

[Bro Deal]

Originally Posted by Felt_Rider

What about Angelina? I mean if Brad is being brought to the discussion.


I like Angelina. She's has a warped side. Like it was reported of her wearing a vial of blood from one of her mates. Or was it a vial of cow's blood to help endurance while performing good deeds around the world

Angelina? The Pittster should have stayed with Anniston.

[Bro Deal]

Originally Posted by nns1400

But I just don't think you can really put down Brad Pitt after post 131.

Cough*steroids*cough.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by Bro Deal

Angelina? The Pittster should have stayed with Anniston.

Yeah. I'm with you Bro - ever since Angie arrived for the awards night with Billy Bob Thornton and described having sex on the back seat of the Limo. Not that I'm against sex, but it was a contrived scene attempting to elevate herself ala Madonna. Her dad was 10ft behind the interview. Anyway Brad deserves her. She'll churn him and burn him. Live by the sword, die by the sword. I'd take Jenny any day. Or night.

What's with Tom Cruise that he has to sprint with Michael Johnson-like karate hands in every film he does? And every actor cast has to be 5ft4ins or less to make him look taller. Weird guy.

[Crankyfeet]

Felt Rider - this is a cycling forum, not a passport application. nns1400 is the only one who uses her real picture now that I've assumed this alias. (BTW - get that peach-biter snap of yours back in the frame nns)

Get with the program please sir. Swoosh symbols are not in harmony with the principles of this thread.

Originally Posted by Felt_Rider

I'm not as pretty as you people so I am going with a different avatar.

Swoosh!!! Nike Apologist

Not that I am trolling any particular forum member

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

What do you think you're doing?! We finally chased him away with images of beautiful women!

And you'll bring him back with images of hippie pirates. I prefer your real picture. It brightens my day. And you so looked like the avatar girlfriend of my new self image.

[Felt_Rider]

Anniston is definately near the top, but lately the one at the top on my list is the "Mercury Girl" Jill Wagner, but perhaps has not yet ranked an avatar on this thread

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by Felt_Rider

Anniston is definately near the top, but lately the one at the top on my list is the "Mercury Girl" Jill Wagner, but perhaps has not yet ranked an avatar on this thread

Very acceptable.

[Crankyfeet]

FWIW I'm more inclined towards the Meg Ryan types. You know, homespun, non-demonstrative, intelligent, but darn attractive. A girl with a bit of modesty. Most of the celebrity divas, it seems, are in need of attention all the time. Too high-maintenance for me (as if a cycling dork like me had an option on them in any case!).

Now if they also come from the midwest and like stone-fruit....I'm going for another bike-ride now.

[weedvspeed]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

FWIW I'm more inclined towards the Meg Ryan types. You know, homespun, non-demonstrative, intelligent, but darn attractive. A girl with a bit of modesty. Most of the celebrity divas, it seems, are in need of attention all the time. Too high-maintenance for me (as if a cycling dork like me had an option on them in any case!).

Now if they also come from the midwest and like stone-fruit....I'm going for another bike-ride now.

I'd settle for a nice red hot slut. oops did I say that out loud?
my bad.
All the pretty boy avatars are a bit 64Y so here's a cheeky little monkey, funny enough looks a bit like me if I don't shave for a bit.

[Bro Deal]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

FWIW I'm more inclined towards the Meg Ryan types. You know, homespun, non-demonstrative, intelligent, but darn attractive. A girl with a bit of modesty. Most of the celebrity divas, it seems, are in need of attention all the time. Too high-maintenance for me (as if a cycling dork like me had an option on them in any case!).

Sorry, dude, you haven't got a chance. With Don Lapre's Money Making System (tm) plus my ripped legs, shes mine. Although I would rather target Shania Twain.

[Bro Deal]

Luckily no one has expressed an interest in Britney (or K-Fed for that matter).

[Crankyfeet]

Yes a lesson for all High Schoolers. Any chick who looks real good at 16, looks like this in her 20's. Having said that, I wouldn't have rolled over her 8 years ago, even if Meg was on the far side of the bed.

Originally Posted by Bro Deal

Luckily no one has expressed an interest in Britney (or K-Fed for that matter).

[Crankyfeet]

When's Lim going to give this thread "Sticky" status. 160+ posts says its not teflon.

[Frigo's Luggage]

No way this forum is dying. Not with pictures of the beer stein women and now Brittany. This is my number one stop for soft-core porn. Speaking of porn, did anybody ever notice that the "Show me a picture of your road bike" thread has many of the same attributes as porn? The extreme close-ups, the airbrushing, the perseveration on certain parts? Comments like "Nice 404s" are akin to "Nice ass."

Yep, this forum is dying. At least until Het Volk.

[Crankyfeet]

If you want to view it as soft-porn, please keep your interpretations to yourself. I prefer to view it as a free expression of body art, whatever that means.

We have some very respectable female members in our Fraternity and they are not going to be impressed with any dishonorable motives from our male members. They are already choosing to take down the pretty avatar pictures of themselves.

And when I said I wouldn't roll over the top of Brittany to get to Meg on the far side of the bed, I meant that we were fully clothed and I wouldn't want to squish her if I needed to give Meg a potato chip or something as we watched a PG movie on the big family room sofabed, together with her parents in the room.

Originally Posted by Frigo's Luggage

No way this forum is dying. Not with pictures of the beer stein women and now Brittany. This is my number one stop for soft-core porn. Speaking of porn, did anybody ever notice that the "Show me a picture of your road bike" thread has many of the same attributes as porn? The extreme close-ups, the airbrushing, the perseveration on certain parts? Comments like "Nice 404s" are akin to "Nice ass."


Yep, this forum is dying. At least until Het Volk.