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[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by weedvspeed

I'd settle for a nice red hot slut. oops did I say that out loud?
my bad.
All the pretty boy avatars are a bit 64Y so here's a cheeky little monkey, funny enough looks a bit like me if I don't shave for a bit.

Welcome to the Fraternity weedvspeed. Some simple rules. Any talk about doping, drugs, cow blood, hedge funds, cancer funds, interest rates, Nike, blood-for-oil, Pharmstrong, or Jan Ulrich apologists is strictly prohibited. If someone mentions anything about these subjects, it is imperative that all other members IGNORE the post.

Serious talk about world religions, political views, the existential problems facing cycling on a global perspective, are very strongly discouraged. Basically if you just picture yourself sitting down for lunch with your friends at high school recess: that's the level of conversation.

Now go find us some nice semi-nude celebrity piccies and have fun. And don't complain to us when the ladies diss you over your avatar.

[Crankyfeet]

Bro Deal. You're losing me on these bizzarre avatar choices. What web-site are you going to? meaninglessavatars.com? Unless you pony up something better, I fear we are never going to see the real likenesses of my Peach Girl NNS and the seductress Earth Dweller again.

For me - the thread is hanging by a thread. Now get over your squirmishness and post the face you always wanted. I can assure you it does wonders for your ego as long as it doesn't look gay like my new incarnation.

Just beware, as you know, that your choice instantly plants itself on all of your 2,940 posts to date. So I sort of see your dilemna. You want to appease the goddeses on this thread, but still look respectable to Alienator on the Equipment thread. I have faith you can do it. As you are co-founder of this Fraternity, it is imperative that you solve this challenge.

BTW Klodifan is the Patron. She rarely visits but has obvious red-carpet status when she finally chooses to drop back in.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

If you want to view it as soft-porn, please keep your interpretations to yourself. I prefer to view it as a free expression of body art, whatever that means.

We have some very respectable female members in our Fraternity and they are not going to be impressed with any dishonorable motives from our male members. They are already choosing to take down the pretty avatar pictures of themselves.

And when I said I wouldn't roll over the top of Brittany to get to Meg on the far side of the bed, I meant that we were fully clothed and I wouldn't want to squish her if I needed to give Meg a potato chip or something as we watched a PG movie on the big family room sofabed, together with her parents in the room.

I TOTALLY do not have time for this right now, but will a strawberry do? Don't take my nonreplies personally, I am just busy.

p.s. your new incarnation doesn't look gay to me...though Johnny Depp frequently does!

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Bro Deal

Cough*steroids*cough.

Cough*jealous*cough.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by nns1400

I TOTALLY do not have time for this right now, but will a strawberry do? Don't take my nonreplies personally, I am just busy.

p.s. your new incarnation doesn't look gay to me...though Johnny Depp frequently does!

OK, even I didn't like the strawberry picture. Everyone should be happy about this one!

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

Cough*jealous*cough.

cough*LOL *cough

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

OK, even I didn't like the strawberry picture. Everyone should be happy about this one!

Its taken many years but I am now officially living out my fantasy.



In virtual reality of course.

Very impressed with your new look. I'm going for a ride on the rollers now.

PS. Unfortunately JeNNSy, I fear you have opened the door to some less-than-modest photographic posts of yourself from our freshman members.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by Felt_Rider

Anniston is definately near the top, but lately the one at the top on my list is the "Mercury Girl" Jill Wagner, but perhaps has not yet ranked an avatar on this thread

I take it this is the Mercury Girl you refer to.

[Bro Deal]

I'd hit it.

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

I take it this is the Mercury Girl you refer to.

[Felt_Rider]

Cranky, you kind of ruined the sweet innocent looking Jill that I had in mind. You know the PG version of this thread that you mentioned earlier

I like the PG version that makes an American made car actually look a lot better because I tend to look at her instead of the car.

She would even make the Buick Rendezvous look good. Well that is probably stretching it a bit, but she does make a better representative for car commercials than Tiger Woods (who is Nike sponsored - cows blood, secret offshore steroid accounts and such - oops! sorry! broke the thread rules again).

[limerickman]

She'd persuade me to buy a Buick!

[janiejones]

Crankyfeet - I recently told another member I didn't really look much like my avatar, but more like Crankyfeet's - but now you've just confused me - who is this young toy boy in your avatar Cranky (not that I go for that type).

Bring back the older, balder, fatter, uglier avatars - this forum is made up of real people.

This is all too much!!!!!!

[helmutRoole2]

Here are some pics from the Helmut Man's 10-day vacation to the Keys where he and his old lady caught their limit on lobsters two days, speared three fat black grouper and generally had a good time.

We camped at Bahia Honda State Park. Florida Parks have been rated the best in the US two years running and Bahia (pronounced locally as Bay-a) Honda is a sterling example. We tented about 20 yards from the water on the ocean side, fished the shallow bay side where the bone fish, tarpon and even a couple lemon shark took our lines.

[helmutRoole2]

Here's some more pics.

[Bro Deal]

Originally Posted by helmutRoole2

Here are some pics from the Helmut Man's 10-day vacation to the Keys where he and his old lady caught their limit on lobsters two days, speared three fat black grouper and generally had a good time.

We camped at Bahia Honda State Park. Florida Parks have been rated the best in the US two years running and Bahia (pronounced locally as Bay-a) Honda is a sterling example. We tented about 20 yards from the water on the ocean side, fished the shallow bay side where the bone fish, tarpon and even a couple lemon shark took our lines.

It looks like you have lost some muscle mass compared to your avatar. Are you off the roids?