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[Frigo's Luggage]

Cranky, How was the party? When do the races start?

[Frigo's Luggage]

Originally Posted by thoughtforfood

These last coupla' days goes to show one thing, when it becomes a sausage party, **** just gets boring and the dudes go home to sleep it off.

Nah. The girls are away for the weekend. Thats all.

[Frigo's Luggage]

Originally Posted by earth_dweller

Been way too busy this weekend, can't stay around but thought I'd leave you with this gem....

What's the difference between hockey players and hippie chicks?

Hockey players usually shower after the third period

Wouldn't normally tell this one in mixed company. Since you started it:

Why do Canadians do it doggy style?

So they can both watch the hockey game.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by Frigo's Luggage

Cranky, How was the party? When do the races start?

Pretty good. I found out though that regular team rides on Sunday mornings don't encourage late hour socialising on a Saturday night. I was home by 10:15pm. Somehow I wasn't on the clean-up roster... so I was spared a little bit of work.

I told the lady who's photo I planted on the thread here a month ago or so that she had won a vote of approval from the FID committee. As I spoke I suddenly realised she was there with a date, who was trying to understand WTF I was talking about. All he caught was that I was posting pictures of his girlfriend on the internet...

In any case, I moved on to another group after that clanger....

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by Frigo's Luggage

Wouldn't normally tell this one in mixed company. Since you started it:

Why do Canadians do it doggy style?

So they can both watch the hockey game.

[Frigo's Luggage]

I somehow missed those photos.

[Frigo's Luggage]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

Is that Mike Myers in your avatar? Its freakin me out.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by Frigo's Luggage

Is that Mike Myers in your avatar? Its freakin me out.

Is that better?

[Frigo's Luggage]

Ok. I'll stop. You win. That is freaky.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by Frigo's Luggage

I somehow missed those photos.

Well I'm not posting it again. Now that her boyfriend is perhaps searching for them... I am comforted by the pleasant thought that searching for a post in this thread is like trying to find a bottle of vitamins in Astana's medicine bag...

[Crankyfeet]

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice."

The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, "As I said before, there are no fish under the ice."

The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can't see a single soul. He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish.

Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three times now. There are no fish!"

The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice, "How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?"

"No", the voice replied. "I am the manager of this hockey rink."

[Crankyfeet]

Here's another one that I have edited slightly...


Three Canadians and three Americans were traveling to a hockey game. The three Canadians each buy tickets and watch as the three Americans buy only a single ticket.
"How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?", asks a Canadian.
"Watch and you'll see," says an American.
They all board the train. The Canadians take their respective seats but all three Americans cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,
"Ticket please!"
The door opens a crack, a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Canadians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.

So after the game they decide to copy the Americans on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment the Americans don't buy a ticket at all.
How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Canadian.
"Watch and you'll see," replies an American.

When they board the train the three Canadians cram into a bathroom and the three Americans cram into another bathroom nearby.

Once the train leaves the station, one of the Americans leaves and walks over to the other bathroom where the Canadians are hiding, knocks on the door and says,
"Ticket please!"

[Eden]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

In other news, Paris Hilton's new movie "The Hottie and the Nottie" bombed with a gross of $25,000 over the weekend in 111 theaters, averaging $225 per threater.

More infamy...

She was in a movie??.... shows how much I care...

[Eden]

Originally Posted by Frigo's Luggage

Cranky, How was the party? When do the races start?

I can't say how Cranky's party went, but the racing starts on the last day of this month! I gots me a brand new TT helmet to try out

uh- oh I'm talking about bikes...

[Bro Deal]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

In other news, Paris Hilton's new movie "The Hottie and the Nottie" bombed with a gross of $25,000 over the weekend in 111 theaters, averaging $225 per threater.

Heh. If there were a couple showings a night over three days then that's $37.50 per showing, or four or five people per showing.

It's probably a sleeper. I'm sure business will pick up once the word gets out.