This Forum is not dying

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

I present for your consumption, esteemed ladies, my new holiday image. It took me ages to find a blank white wall large enough for the background.

OMG....ROFLMAO! I guess you're wearing the beard to disguise yourself, huh? I just thought of something very funny to say....but...on second thought I need to maintain the small amount of dignity I might have left.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

BTW NNS - Can you confirm to Edie that this is, in fact, really me under the disguise.

I've always liked you in red...

[Crankyfeet]

Why is it that when ladies put sexy avatars up, they appear heterosexual? But when a guy does it, he seems gay. I want to support your need to view me so revealed, but I fear the series of boy toy avatars, then this one, is dooming me on the forum to be constantly answering metrosexual/gay jibes. Nothing against those guys but I'm not one. I think. Geez I hope I'm not.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

I've always liked you in red...

I was wearing those same red briefs wasn't I? What a coincidence!

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

Why is it that when ladies put sexy avatars up, they appear heterosexual? But when a guy does it, he seems gay. I want to support your need to view me so revealed, but I fear the series of boy toy avatars, then this one, is dooming me on the forum to be constantly answering metrosexual/gay jibes. Nothing against those guys but I'm not one. I think. Geez I hope I'm not.

Crankyfeet is not gay.....

Okay, as long as we're on the subject of Christmas...(are we?) I just received a photo Christmas card....and the people...have photoshopped their faces.... onto a Return Of The Jedi poster....and it says, may the force be with you.

I'm sorry...but I think they're on my ignore list now...(one less card to send!)

[Crankyfeet]

Last night I was flicking through the threads on other sub-forums and I noticed there was one in the bloody soap box that was entitled "Best Looking Female Cyclist", or something like that, and it had just 270 odd posts, but it had over 280,000 views!!

So that got me thinking. So as an experiment, I baited up a big hook, and tossed my fishing line into the Bike Cafe with this title as bait.... "Cycling Pornography". I stuck in a few harmless eye candy images just to get the ball(s) rolling.

I'm looking forward to seeing how many views the thread gets. I'm hoping for a million, but I think that's my megalomaniac ego talking. It should pass the FID by the end of the week.

[Crankyfeet]

Originally Posted by nns1400

I agree!

Though this isn't exactly the image I want to project over on the soapbox.

I just went down to the Bloody Soapbox forum and read through us arguing the merits of faith versus unbelief down there in Bro's "Creationism" thread. Can I just say that our attempts at serious argument look bloody rediculous next to our avatars. It is like a bad comedy.

[jhuskey]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

I just went down to the Bloody Soapbox forum and read through us arguing the merits of faith versus unbelief down there in Bro's "Creationism" thread. Can I just say that our attempts at serious argument look bloody rediculous next to our avatars. It is like a bad comedy.

Does that underwear in the avatar come in men's sizes?
Sorry couldn't resist! It's what I do,you know.

[C'dale Girl]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

[NNS has found her own pair of Christmas legs. These look like Santa's supermodel daughter's legs, complete with a short and hiked red velvet one-piece dress with white fluffy hems]

I'm sorry, what was that you were saying about being afraid of being called metrosexual or gay? That's quite the clothing description from a dude.

[C'dale Girl]

Christmas . . . as of this evening I just survived the 7th annual Santa party at my house, complete with 100 plus of my closest friends and their unruly children. Needless to say, this was the smoothest one ever, the house didn't burn down, is still standing, my kid only got wacked with a "weapon" by another twice and, well, I actually didn't drink my way through it for the first time. Not a drop. Pretty proud of that one. Needless to say, everyone else drank plenty for me and I think my husband drank my usual portion along with his own.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by C'dale Girl

Christmas . . . as of this evening I just survived the 7th annual Santa party at my house, complete with 100 plus of my closest friends and their unruly children. Needless to say, this was the smoothest one ever, the house didn't burn down, is still standing, my kid only got wacked with a "weapon" by another twice and, well, I actually didn't drink my way through it for the first time. Not a drop. Pretty proud of that one. Needless to say, everyone else drank plenty for me and I think my husband drank my usual portion along with his own.

Girlfriend, you need to have your Christmas parties OUTSIDE of your home...like the one I just returned from...and it took me 15 minutes to type this properly afterwards.....

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

I just went down to the Bloody Soapbox forum and read through us arguing the merits of faith versus unbelief down there in Bro's "Creationism" thread. Can I just say that our attempts at serious argument look bloody rediculous next to our avatars. It is like a bad comedy.

But...you didn't change your avatar...

and neither did I..

[Crankyfeet]

I went to a party where I was one of the "younger" ones. Was hit on by a 52 year old divorcee. Great compliment for a 40 odd year old guy. It was a "she" BTW jhusk. I cleared out just after everyone did the Cha Cha.

And those pants in the avatar are mens BTW. That's what we wear in Australia. Australians can't wear the loose boxers. Our huge parts are unsupported if we do.

[nns1400]

Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

I went to a party where I was one of the "younger" ones. Was hit on by a 52 year old divorcee. Great compliment for a 40 odd year old guy.

.

that's funny...I went to a party where all of the younger ones were checking out all the...more experienced..women. And we laughed and we laughed....

[jhuskey]

[And those pants in the avatar are mens BTW. That's what we wear in Australia. Australians can't wear the loose boxers. Our huge parts are unsupported if we do.[/QUOTE]

I can agree on the loose fitting stuff. " My boys need a home", to quote Kramer.