A personal note to Lance Armstrong

Lance,
I defended you in this forum over the past 2 years. I helped raise money for your Foundation. I have not sold the World's jersey on E-bay you signed for me in 1993.
I have not drank any wine from France since the persistent rumours of you being a druggie originated in France.

But you are kind of scaring me........... Today I read of your break up from Tory Burch. So I did what any Lance Armstrong fan would do..... I googled "Tory Burch."
The resemblence of her to Sheryl Crow made me think. I remember thinking the same thing about Sheryl Crow's resemblence to your ex-wife Kristen... At the time I felt that she sorta looked like your mother...........
Do you see what I am getting at???????

Please......... Call Pamela Anderson,Angelina Jolie, or even Rosie O'Donnall....... Let's break this cycle of look alike women before people start talking.

Thanks........... Always your fan,
Wolfix

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"Since we started [selling the Livestrong wristbands], we've sold 75 million of these bracelets," said Armstrong. "What's different this year, is that anybody who buys a bracelet during the Tour, all the money stays here. I think it's important for people to understand that the money they spend - 1 Euro - is not going to Texas or the United States, it stays in France."

I always assumed it was just a guy thing to serial date women who are alike in some way..... I look a scary amount like my husbands hs girl friend, but nothing like his mom - me 5 feet tall, 103lbs, dark reddish brown hair, green eyes - his mom nearly 6 feet, probably 200ish, blond, blue eyes - we couldn't be more opposite.

I knew a guy who serial dated single moms, so it was a big suprise when he announced he was marrying a woman a very nice, but childless woman.

I wonder..... I was always attracted to women that need to be the center of attraction. And my mother was that way........ Short perky women who manipulated men any way they could. LOL
I realized a few years ago that the women I chased were always the ones I needed to stay away from........I let a few really good ones gwt away because they didn't create enough chaos for me........

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"Since we started [selling the Livestrong wristbands], we've sold 75 million of these bracelets," said Armstrong. "What's different this year, is that anybody who buys a bracelet during the Tour, all the money stays here. I think it's important for people to understand that the money they spend - 1 Euro - is not going to Texas or the United States, it stays in France."

Thanks! Best laugh I've had in a while...

Oh my stomach.

He he he.

Hard to say which one's the biggest munter. Probably the one in the middle. I thought I was looking at a tranny montage until I spotted the beard, and even then I wasn't certain.

Did you break into Mussette's house and steal this poster from her wall?

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Dope,when training and talent just aren't enough.

Three women........and one bloke.

Who is the bloke in the caption??

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.."But finally the last thing I’ll say to the people who don’t believe in cycling, the cynics and the sceptics. I'm sorry for you. I’m sorry that you can’t dream big. [I]I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. You should believe in these athletes, and you should believe in these people. I'll be a fan of the Tour de France for as long as I live. And there are no secrets - this is a hard sporting event and hard work wins it" - Armstrong 2005 TDF
morelike hypocrisy.

Matthew McConaughey, s/he's pretty isn't she?

OK, I think Freud was full of crap about a lot of things, but on this.....

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
-- Albert Einstein

Thanks TFF.

Never heard of him.
Who's Matthew McConaughey?????

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.."But finally the last thing I’ll say to the people who don’t believe in cycling, the cynics and the sceptics. I'm sorry for you. I’m sorry that you can’t dream big. [I]I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. You should believe in these athletes, and you should believe in these people. I'll be a fan of the Tour de France for as long as I live. And there are no secrets - this is a hard sporting event and hard work wins it" - Armstrong 2005 TDF
morelike hypocrisy.

He is better known by the women for acting in their favorite chick flicks.

Start talking? His odd fondness for women who look like his mom has been a joke for years.

Thanks Felt.

We're not talking Olivier, so.

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.."But finally the last thing I’ll say to the people who don’t believe in cycling, the cynics and the sceptics. I'm sorry for you. I’m sorry that you can’t dream big. [I]I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. You should believe in these athletes, and you should believe in these people. I'll be a fan of the Tour de France for as long as I live. And there are no secrets - this is a hard sporting event and hard work wins it" - Armstrong 2005 TDF
morelike hypocrisy.

I think calling it "acting" is a bit of a stretch. Maybe just "being in"??

Very true

I've had to sit through several of those movies with my wife.