Uncomfortable?

From http://www.nashbar.com/profile.cfm?&sku=11344 :
>RETURNED: SEL ITAL ZERO COMFORT SADDLE

Yeah, no kidding. No wonder it was returned...zero comfort!
--
Rick Onanian

>Yeah, no kidding. No wonder it was returned...zero comfort!

Now there's some folks who need to work on their ad copy!
Someone should send that to this website: www.engrish.com

If you enjoy these types of fractured English, explore the
site a bit. It's very funny.

Rick Onanian <spamsink@cox.net> wrote in message news:<7jh4509dhjit7mkh09m2gs03p8hupbrrk7@4ax.com>...
> From http://www.nashbar.com/profile.cfm?&sku=11344 :
> >RETURNED: SEL ITAL ZERO COMFORT SADDLE
>
> Yeah, no kidding. No wonder it was returned...zero
> comfort!

The blurb says it is like it is not even there, which
doesn't sound like it offers much support.

TopCounsel wrote:
>> Yeah, no kidding. No wonder it was returned...zero
>> comfort!
>
> Now there's some folks who need to work on their ad copy!
> Someone should send that to this website: www.engrish.com
>
> If you enjoy these types of fractured English, explore the
> site a bit. It's very funny.

I check it every day (no weekend updates) -- sometimes it's
hilarious.

Bill "bet that saddle weighs 500 grams" S.

On 13 Mar 2004 00:11:27 GMT, topcounsel@aol.com (TopCounsel) wrote:
>Now there's some folks who need to work on their ad copy!
>Someone should send that to this website: www.engrish.com

I got my fill on engrish when I worked for chinese people in
a retail computer store.

My first day, I was working on a repair, and the boss
suggested: "Why not try derete some fires?" Now, looking at
it on the screen, it might seem easy enough to figure out;
but vocally, it didn't make any sense whatsoever.

He had to repeat it, and then explain it, before I
understood that he was suggesting I free up space on the
hard drive by deleting stuff.

When we were going to ship a computer, which was rare, we
used the "grue gun" to make the ribbon cables stay in place.
We also used it for self defense against Grues, because if
you have moved into a dark place and it is pitch black, you
are likely to be eaten by a grue.
--
Rick Onanian

On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 08:42:55 -0500, Rick Onanian <spamsink@cox.net>
wrote:

>On 13 Mar 2004 00:11:27 GMT, topcounsel@aol.com
>(TopCounsel) wrote:
>>Now there's some folks who need to work on their ad copy!
>>Someone should send that to this website: www.engrish.com
>
>I got my fill on engrish when I worked for chinese people
>in a retail computer store.
>
>My first day, I was working on a repair, and the boss
>suggested: "Why not try derete some fires?" Now, looking at
>it on the screen, it might seem easy enough to figure out;
>but vocally, it didn't make any sense whatsoever.
>
>He had to repeat it, and then explain it, before I
>understood that he was suggesting I free up space on the
>hard drive by deleting stuff.
>
>When we were going to ship a computer, which was rare, we
>used the "grue gun" to make the ribbon cables stay in
>place. We also used it for self defense against Grues,
>because if you have moved into a dark place and it is pitch
>black, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

especially if you're in a maze of twisty tunnels, all alike.

Rick Onanian <spamsink@cox.net> lice:
>I got my fill on engrish when I worked for chinese people
>in a retail computer store.
>
>My first day, I was working on a repair, and the boss
>suggested: "Why not try derete some fires?"
[...]
>When we were going to ship a computer, which was rare, we
>used the "grue gun" to make the ribbon cables stay in
>place. We also used it for self defense against Grues,
>because if you have moved into a dark place and it is pitch
>black, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Would your boss have referred to the use of a grue gun
against grues as fighting fire with fire?

Norman Wilson Toronto ON
--
To reply directly, expel `.edu'.

Rick Onanian <spamsink@cox.net> wrote:
> I got my fill on engrish when I worked for chinese people
> in a retail computer store.

this is on a whole different level.

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david reuteler reuteler@visi.com

"David Reuteler" <reuteler@visi.com> wrote in message
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> Rick Onanian <spamsink@cox.net> wrote:
> > I got my fill on engrish when I worked for chinese
> > people in a retail computer store.
>
> this is on a whole different level.
>
>
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>
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> david reuteler reuteler@visi.com

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