Riding your bike and having to head for the bushes

I know everyone in here must have a roll of toilet paper with them. Because when you ride the pain will hit you. It will hit you when you're in the middle of nowhere. You have no choice but break the law and trespass in order to relieve it. This means probably every single person that rides bikes have broken the law.

The possible one liner responses have my brain in overload mode so once again you have left me speechless.

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Dope,when training and talent just aren't enough.