Happy (belated) Birthday Dr. Herman Tarnower's corpse!

Happy belated birthday to Dr. Herman Tarnower's corpse, who
turned 24 yesterday. Best known as the creator of the
Scarsdale diet, Dr. Tarnower's corpse will be hosting the
new version of the Glutton Bowl on Fox this fall.

jheiskan@welho.com jwales@bomis.com TKNOTT@qcl.org.uk Once
upon a time, our fellow Usenet PiMP rambled on about "Happy
(belated) Birthday Dr. Herman Tarnower's corpse!." Our
champion De-Medicalizing in sci.med.nutrition retorts,
thusly ...

>Happy belated birthday to Dr. Herman Tarnower's corpse, who
>turned 24 yesterday. Best known as the creator of the
>Scarsdale diet, Dr. Tarnower's corpse will be hosting the
>new version of the Glutton Bowl on Fox this fall.

It is a pretty well known fact that Dr. Herman Tarnower
was murdered.

It is about time that you figured it out.

Just my opinion. But, I am *right* as usual!

usenetpimp@yahoo.com (Usenet PiMP) wrote in message news:<a80525.0403110652.29e64d40@posting.google.com>...
> Happy belated birthday to Dr. Herman Tarnower's corpse,
> who turned 24 yesterday. Best known as the creator of the
> Scarsdale diet, Dr. Tarnower's corpse will be hosting the
> new version of the Glutton Bowl on Fox this fall.

When will your corpse be born, Harvey?