"Wrong-Way Fred Gets Dead"

Floridabent

>Subject: "Wrong-Way Fred Gets Dead"
>From: "Rich Clark" rdclark2SPAM@TRAPcomcast.net
>Date: 7/1/2004 11:44 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <k7-dnc5hAt6BR3ndRVn-sA@comcast.com>
>
>I call this out to wrong-way riders as I pass them.
>
>Bad grammar, but it rhymes, it's quick to say, and while
>they may not grasp its meaning immediately it may stick in
>their heads and make a connection later on.
>
>And it's a way for me to release my frustration without
>being too confrontational.
>
>If it catches on, over the months or years it could even
>lead to more public discussion of the dangers of wrong-
>way cycling.
>
>RichC
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Trouble is, they believe YOU are the "wrong-way Fred"

Bill, riding bent in Florida (hence the screen name)

I may be old and fat, but by golly,

I'm Slow!

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Rich Clark

"maxo" <maxo@NOSPAMhome.se> wrote in message
newsan.2004.07.02.19.19.52.79875@NOSPAMhome.se...
> On Fri, 02 Jul 2004 15:08:56 +0000, Kyler Laird wrote:
>
> >
> > You might as well ask something like "Just get back from
> > a tour of England?"
>
> That's pretty much what I say. I'll usually turn around
> and catch up on the correct side of the street --they'll
> laugh and say that they're not English, and I'll remind
> them of the law. Then the rider will say, "whatever", and
> I'll say "not 'whatever', it's the law", and they'll say,
> "you can't tell me what to do", and I'll say, "no, but I
> can remind you of the law", and at this point they usually
> escalate it to,

> dangers of additive impact velocity", then they'll shake
> their heads and I'll give up.
>
>
> See, it's fun!
>
> That's an example of the dialogue, and it occurs several
> times per week 'round here. I suppose I should let it go,
> but--it seems no less stupid than driving your car on the
> wrong side of the road. Less dangerous for others
> perhaps...
>
> What needs to happen is for cops to stop these cyclists
> once and spend, oh lets say, ONE MINUTE, and remind them
> what the law is. That's all it will take.
>
> Fat chance that happening round here though, even though
> there's a couple letters in the paper per week during the
> summer complaining about cyclists.

And all this is why I've chosen to reduce it all to "wrong-
way Fred gets dead." Much better satisfaction/hassle ratio.

RichC

Mike Beauchamp

Glad to see a Trailer Park Boys fan on this NG! And yeah..
the Raveen / Patrick Swayze bit is still funny. I find the
funniest one is in the pilot/movie when they are sitting in
the car.. it goes on for 10 solid minutes.

Mike http://mikebeauchamp.com

"Tom Keats" <tomk2003@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:aia3cc.h7d.ln@bud.garden.local...
> In article <cc37070uv@enews1.newsguy.com>, "Mike
> Beauchamp" <news@mikebeauchamp.com> writes:

>
> Quite.
>
> That bit on Trailer Park Boys still arouses a chuckle in
> me, though. I guess it's all in the delivery.
>
> That show has quite a few bicycle moments, if you look
> for them.
>
> I think Bubbles should have gotten a bike instead of the
> go-kart.
>
>
> cheers, Tom
>
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Rich Clark

"maxo" <maxo@NOSPAMhome.se> wrote in message
newsan.2004.07.02.22.26.25.614205@NOSPAMhome.se...

> It might work in your town/city, but a cute phrase round
> here (Nashville) will just get you branded as a wierdo.

Being an adult riding a bike for transportation, by choice,
pretty much takes care of that around here.

> Full on confrontation seems to work better.

Too many guns.
>
> Let's just say I haven't had to confront the same cyclist
> twice. Perhaps that's luck, or maybe I'm making a
> difference. Most likely I'm on my way to get my ass
> kicked...but they'll have to catch me first.

Faster than a speeding bullet, are you?

RichC

Collin

maxo wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Jul 2004 17:56:42 -0400, Rich Clark wrote:
>
>
>>And all this is why I've chosen to reduce it all to
>>"wrong-way Fred gets dead." Much better
>>satisfaction/hassle ratio.
>>
>>RichC
>
>
> I'm not concerned about smug satisfaction--I'm concerned
> about safety. I don't shout at everybody, but I make sure
> to lay into those that I do--well I don't lay into them
> until they start acting like assholes.
>
> It might work in your town/city, but a cute phrase round
> here (Nashville) will just get you branded as a wierdo.
> Full on confrontation seems to work better.

Would playing chicken qualify as confrontation? I usually
just wobble back and forth generally toward them and look
frightened until they freak out and run to the curb or, for
lack of intelligence, dodge around me by heading into the
oncoming traffic.

>
> Let's just say I haven't had to confront the same cyclist
> twice. Perhaps that's luck, or maybe I'm making a
> difference. Most likely I'm on my way to get my ass
> kicked...but they'll have to catch me first.

That's the great thing about bicycles.

Luigi De Guzman

On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 15:23:44 GMT, maxo <maxo@NOSPAMhome.se> wrote:

>On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 05:52:41 +0000, Collin wrote:
>
>> Would playing chicken qualify as confrontation? I usually
>> just wobble back and forth generally toward them and look
>> frightened until they freak out and run to the curb or,
>> for lack of intelligence, dodge around me by heading into
>> the oncoming traffic.
>
>Oh, you're even meaner than me! LOL Sounds fair
>enough. Road rash can teach stupid people the most
>necessary of lessons.

wrong-way rider #1: OW! wrong-way rider #2: Are you okay?
#1: Yeah. If that yahoo coming the other way had gotten out
# of the
way, I wouldn't have had to jump in front of that Hummer!
#2: What an idiot. Didn't anyone ever tell him that
# cyclists are
supposed to be on OUR side of the street?

-Luigi

Tom Keats

In article <cc4mk901po6@enews3.newsguy.com>,
"Mike Beauchamp" <news@mikebeauchamp.com> writes:
> Glad to see a Trailer Park Boys fan on this NG! And yeah..
> the Raveen / Patrick Swayze bit is still funny. I find the
> funniest one is in the pilot/movie when they are sitting
> in the car.. it goes on for 10 solid minutes.

Another sequence I like is the one where Ricky just got out
of jail and was heading home; he goes into the convenience
store and says something to the effect of: "Okay, I need
some stuff. So you can either just fuggin' give it to me, or
I can rob ya. It's your choice."

It was kinda heartbreaking when his daughter, Trinity, stole
the tire to be like her dad.

Cory & Trevor could be in a spin-off.

cheers, Tom

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Austinmn

HardwareLust:
>
> It's a waste of breath. Those guys are too dumb to realize
> how dangerous their behaviour really is. Hopefully, Darwin
> will take care of those
folks
> before they reproduce, but I'm not holding my breath.

Good idea to not hold your breath. I've seen more then one
wrong-way dad teaching his kid to ride that way.

Austin
--
I'm pedaling as fast as I durn well please! There are no X
characters in my address

Lioninoil_a T_n

> I've seen more then one wrong-way dad teaching his kid
> to ride that way.

"Wrong-Way Dad Is Bad"

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Tom Keats

In article <6ee79d82.0407111627.7cba638e@posting.google.com>,
jcq9000@yahoo.com (Jonathan Quist) writes:

> Gawd, is Reveen still on the circuit?

I don't think so. Here's some blast-from-the-past pix of him
(commercial site): http://walker-
entertainment.20megsfree.com/photo.html

And here's Ricky, et al:
http://www.showcase.ca/trailerparkboys/about/

> driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
> counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
> morons yell...

Truth be told, I hate yelling. It just seems like too much
effort for so little gain. And it puts a hurt on my ears.

cheers, Tom

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Jonathan Quist

tomk2003@hotmail.com (Tom Keats) wrote in message news:<1rp2cc.r8c.ln@bud.garden.local>...
> In article <k7-dnc5hAt6BR3ndRVn-sA@comcast.com>, "Rich
> Clark" <rdclark2SPAM@TRAPcomcast.net> writes:
>
> > I call this out to wrong-way riders as I pass them.
>
> Here in Canada, we have a perennial hypnotist/entertainer
> named Reveen. He has distinctive sideburns and a goatee.
>
> We also have a TV series (sort of a Canadian 'Coronation
> Street') called 'Trailer Park Boys', in which one of the
> characters, Ricky, looks a little like Reveen. In one
> sequence, some BMX punks ride by, taunting him and calling-
> out: "Hey, Reveen!" He chides back: "I'll Reveen you, ya
> f***in' little bastards!" They respond with: "F*** off,
> Reveen!" as they ride off into the distance.
>
> Yelling at people generally doesn't get anything done.
> Except maybe on 'American Chopper'.
>
>
> cheers, Tom

Gawd, is Reveen still on the circuit? I saw him back in
about 1976 in Fort MacMurray. Seemed like everyone in town
showed up for his "performance". Of course, there was little
else to do there entertainment-wise, with one single screen
theater and two or three television channels...

driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a counterpoint
the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some morons yell...

Jonathan

Badger_south

On 11 Jul 2004 17:27:15 -0700, jcq9000@yahoo.com (Jonathan Quist)
wrote:

>driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
>counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
>morons yell...
>
>Jonathan

Don't hollar at me, we have double wide sidewalks here
with bike path signs and easy ramps and divider lines
painted on 'em.

-B

Luigi De Guzman

On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 22:14:49 -0400, Badger_South <Badger@South.net>
wrote:

>On 11 Jul 2004 17:27:15 -0700, jcq9000@yahoo.com (Jonathan
>Quist) wrote:
>

>>driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
>>counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
>>morons yell...
>>
>>Jonathan
>
>Don't hollar at me, we have double wide sidewalks here
>with bike path signs and easy ramps and divider lines
>painted on 'em.
>

Where are you? I seem to remember you're in
Charlottesville, Va?

Man it's been a while since I've been to Cville, obviously
(if I remember right)

I remember there were bike lanes painted on the *road* on
JPA and JPA extension (I think? My directions are always
muddled when I go visit my friends there). Any rate its'
down by the hospital & behind Cabell Hall. But doublewide
sidewalks??

I don't know how I feel about the whole bicycle segregation
thing. Separate but equal often isn't in America....and I
like riding on the road too much to give the yahoos any
reason to shout me off the road.

-Luigi

>-B

Bernie

Luigi de Guzman wrote:

>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 22:14:49 -0400, Badger_South
><Badger@South.net> wrote:
>
>>On 11 Jul 2004 17:27:15 -0700, jcq9000@yahoo.com (Jonathan
>>Quist) wrote:
>>

>>>driving and see someone riding on it. Sort of a
>>>counterpoint the the "GET OFF THE STREET!" that some
>>>morons yell...
>>>
>>>Jonathan
>>>
>>Don't hollar at me, we have double wide sidewalks here
>>with bike path signs and easy ramps and divider lines
>>painted on 'em.
>>
>
>Where are you? I seem to remember you're in
>Charlottesville, Va?
>
>Man it's been a while since I've been to Cville, obviously
>(if I remember right)
>
>I remember there were bike lanes painted on the *road* on
>JPA and JPA extension (I think? My directions are always
>muddled when I go visit my friends there). Any rate its'
>down by the hospital & behind Cabell Hall. But doublewide
>sidewalks??
>
>I don't know how I feel about the whole bicycle segregation
>thing. Separate but equal often isn't in America....and I
>like riding on the road too much to give the yahoos any
>reason to shout me off the road.
>
>-Luigi
>
>>-B
>>
>
Hold your line Luigi! It's only your own human will that
maintains your place on the road. Not laws or rules or good
manners. Be assertive and be safe! Very best regards, Bernie
PS: I am on a Fuji, not a Jamis, but I did use your input.