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24-05.-2005, 12:17 AM

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Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black

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Originally Posted by Susan Repp

Oh, dear "red skinsuit man"??????????? Pray tell, are you "red skinsuit man"? .. hide ya eyes ladies we all could be in for a bit of a shock ehh?

Sorry Susan, I am not the (in)famous RSM. I know how disappointed you must be.

This is me with my daughter.

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01-06.-2005, 10:55 PM

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Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black

Aha! There you are Peggy Sue! Caught you red-handed teasing the boys again! You mean to tell me boys have more than one part? Are you talking about the two bits that wobble there under the magic cucumber (I believe that's what it's been referred to as in this thread)? I think those are called olives.

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Bluto

Well you know mate, we just keep moving around from one boy part to the other. Clothing can hide a multitude of sins can it not? Padded bras, black shorts but NOT, it seems, red shorts not - you had whaaaaaaaaaaaaat removed

? Does not sound too exciting!>!> Hope you are recovering ..

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01-06.-2005, 10:59 PM

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Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black

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Originally Posted by brixtonbiker

Mate took this picture of me in my favorite shorts, another reason to wear black!!

Oh my GOD! Does that thumbnail come in poster form

It's getting a little hot in here. Sue, did you see this one???

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01-06.-2005, 11:03 PM

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Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black

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Originally Posted by Susan Repp

I wonder if my sister-in-combat has seen this .. I am sure she would have much to say about this .. ummmm .. thread .. calling Less'go????????????

Oh honey, I may be a little late in the game, but believe me, I'm going over this thread with a fine-tooth comb... Stay tuned for more reactions if I am able to remain coherent.

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01-06.-2005, 11:05 PM

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Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black

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Originally Posted by Susan Repp

Time to go to bed .. I'm seeing RED!

I'm still seeing YELLOW! I believe that image will be imprinted on our collective female retinae for some time to come. I'm thinking of planning a trip to Brixton. Any cycling enthusiast escorts in yellow shorts available to show me... around?

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02-06.-2005, 01:01 AM

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Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black

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Originally Posted by less'go

Oh honey, I may be a little late in the game, but believe me, I'm going over this thread with a fine-tooth comb... Stay tuned for more reactions if I am able to remain coherent.

Hey there less'go - any reaction to the creative post #62 back on page 5. I thought it was really funny, but alas, the talent scouts haven't come a-knockin'.

I actually own a pair of all-pink riding shorts and I fold the "magic cucumber" in half for no one!

PS - You live in Paris, right? Are you accepting room reservations for the Tour de France finish?

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02-06.-2005, 01:13 AM

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Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black

Well, mate, will you believe it if I told you I know that song? One of my best girlfriends introduced it to me, and it became our theme song for a while... We even got one of those tiny penises you can put in water and it expands... Put it in a nice glass bottle and it was up on the mantlepiece for all to admire... I can't believe anyone else remembers that song!

I do believe we are on to something... however, what do you do with the one you've already got (I don't actually have one of my own, but I hear that men usually come equipped)??? I mean would you want both the detachable model and the standard version?

And FWIW, you are right, you should not fold the cucumber in half for anyone... unless of course she asks you to

P.S. I am taking room reservations, but I'll need a photo in said pink shorts before I decide... I am currenlty holding an option for Mr. Yellow, though... It's not that size matters all that much, but his photo is, well... fascinating, to say the least...

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Some years ago there was a one-hit wonder song called "Detachable Penis"

by King Missle if memory serves. Let's explore the ramifications if medical science created Detachable Penises for us guys. I mean, heck, I have detachable Oakley sunglass lenses for my M-frame. So why not different "penile packages" depending on the social situation or activity. (Terry, are you listening?!

)

Whatever you were born with would be the "Standard Model" - the default attachment. We're all used to its ups and downs, how to handle it, what makes it work, etc. etc. etc. Then, for cycling you'd want to wear the "Unobtrusive" model. It would feature minimal performance characteristics and mininal space requirements - you get the idea

. The deluxe version, (popular for racers who pee on the go) has an extendible shaft so that no wind splash-backs occur.

The "Blue Ball Free" model eliminates that nasty pain

that renders you non-functional when you're running the bases and get thrown out sliding into home. The pain of a drug-free child birth is probably greater

, but a case of blue balls after an unconsummated make-out or petting session is pretty bad. No more - you have a Detachable Penis! Oh! Joy to the world!

And what about the "Disposable Detachable Penis (DDP)" version? No more condoms! No more disease risk! And ladies, no more contraceptives!

The DDP shoots blanks (no baby-makers in the batter) and turns an un-natural color if it's been somewhere it should not have been. But no worries mate

, you don't need to see a doctor for The Cure, simply detach and dispose of the DDP and use a new one when the time is right - like Viagra, eh?

So, what do you think? Are we on to something here?

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02-06.-2005, 11:01 PM	#98
GERARDO Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Monterrey, México. Posts: 77	Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black I think the "transparency" of the shorts is related more to the material and quality of the lycra, to size and quality of the pad and finally to the time of use than to the color. I have a friend who has a very white skin and he uses his BLACK shorts so tight, that actually one can see through them. I told him once, but I guess he like his shorts, he still use them.

03-06.-2005, 10:32 AM	#99
concord Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Chino Valley, Arizona Posts: 232	Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black Well here's a pair I really like. Attached Thumbnails __________________ ...............(o o).................... -----o000--(_)--o00o---------- You can't straighten out a dried fish

19-06.-2005, 11:59 AM	#100
racingcyclist27 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Melbourne austrlia Posts: 12	Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black the guys on the right look great lets face it were in a sport were people get to watch

20-06.-2005, 09:45 AM	#101
racingcyclist27 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Melbourne austrlia Posts: 12	Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black i think the guys in red look great at the end of day whos really looking, i new a few pro guys in belgium that used to take bets on getting abit excited then walking in to a coffee shop to order coffee to see the reaction. Racing cyclists have great bods why not show it.

22-06.-2005, 07:49 AM

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Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black

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Missy Less'go your still around .. I was talking about you the other week with Mr. Sliderider oh, I mean Longrider .. 'tis true he does own a pair of PINK shorts and lucky enough my mother did not have to witness such atrocities .. is Slidrider going to come up with a come-back? Centre stage please ..

22-06.-2005, 11:45 PM	#103
cydewaze Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Maryland, USA Posts: 881	Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black Hah! No wonder I haven't seen Susan around lately. She hasn't left this thread!!! __________________ my bike page - my journal

23-06.-2005, 01:47 AM	#104
spacefuzz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 197	Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black check out the group photo of T-mobil from velonews. the guy in white shorts is the only one with his hands in front... A bit self concious? http://www.velonews.com/race/int/articles/8256.0.html

23-06.-2005, 07:35 AM

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Re: Why Cycling shorts should always be black

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Originally Posted by spacefuzz

check out the group photo of T-mobil from velonews. the guy in white shorts is the only one with his hands in front... A bit self concious?

http://www.velonews.com/race/int/articles/8256.0.html

Uuum & a sheepish look on his face

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