do you pee off your bike?

JuneBug

if you have to ....you can always use your bike socks.

now there is a handy tip to share on a long ride. :O

cyclist_nc

What is the proper edicate for deposing of the socks? Do you just place them in your shirt pocket or give them a toss? Doe's the heat of the day make any difference?

alicem

JUNE! What has started here thanks to mine and your post?!

'N.C'.....think talcumn powder primarily and go with the Chinese on nose/face masks!

Alice

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JuneBug

eeeeeeeeeew!!!!

maybe stick it in the back pocket and start pulling. its a sure way to get rid of the competition!!!!

dave074

I used to train with a guy who realized he had to crap while he was in a 5 or 6 man break in a pro 1/2 race. Luckily, he wasn't wearing a bib, and he pulled it off in full-on stealth mode. He said his main worry was that their would be an attack if he was seen in that very vulnerable state.

alicem

Don't you try and pull an ewwwww on this one g/f!!!!!!!!!!!

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alicem

O.K, why did I wake up and sign on? This is SO not what I wanted the discussion to end up on!

Since I am here though, what about the rider, damn famous but cannot rem his name right now who had a case of the runs but had to keep going (excuse the terminology!)as only had a few seconds on his main rival leading into Paris in order to clinch the maillot jaune. Not a need to have to stop for a #2, just a constant necessity!

His fellow riders wern't too happy apparantly about the wiff either!

Going to puke now

Alice

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Hitchy

G'day,

it was jan Ullrich in lasts years TDF.......worse still was that his team mates were required to assist in his 'clean up'!......you'd wanna be getting paid alot!.....anyway, back to the thread subject, (i haven't read the whole thread, so apologies if this has already been mentioned)....Doing a pee is no problem. I just loop IT around my ankle a few times (gotta be careful o' them chain rings!) & pee...that way I don't get any splash on me. In winter, i loop it around my neck & paint it as a scarf.......only problem then is attractive women.. I ......can't ....can't Br..Br..Breathe,

cheers,

Hitchy

dave074

I think Greg LeMonde had the squirts during a Worlds RR, but I don't recall the year.

As for peeing in races, I think the womens field has the right idea with the mass stop and squat. Such unity is inspiring.

ProfTournesol

that sounds like a fat one to me Hitchy:-)

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Cowboyathlete

If you are mountain biking and it is not a race, then I say help the trees grow!!

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zmanzzzz

just checking in on my greatest thread, evah!!!

cfsmtb

Yeah, it's been going since May 2003, I reckon the topics only just reached midstream, two months to go 'til a year.

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zmanzzzz

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