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Old 27-05.-2004, 10:56 AM   #181
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Its simple...just pull up one of ur short legs, whip it out, but unclip and holdd ur leg out so u don't piss allover ur bike/leg/everything. If u r off to the right BEHIND the pack, you should be just fine
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Old 04-06.-2004, 02:40 AM   #182
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Old 04-06.-2004, 08:24 PM   #184
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Apparentely some gentlemen prefer signwriting in the snow ... http://www.eblush.com/fun/59
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Old 04-06.-2004, 08:57 PM   #185
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[thats so awesome did the cogs start rusting after that?]
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Old 15-07.-2004, 11:58 PM   #186
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Default Re: do you pee off your bike?

Having 'scanned' through this topic, there are some 'interesting ideas' to say the least.

I will never piss off my bike, it seems extremely gross. If you get any urine on you, you will reek and that would make things worse. If you have to go, just pull off to the side of the road.

I really don't wanna see some guy with one leg unclipped, slightly raised, hand(s) down his shorts, letting "Mr. Happy" come out and relieve himself...

Hilarious topic. Later
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Old 16-07.-2004, 02:22 AM   #187
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What's the next discussion - a guy yanking himself while riding??
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Old 16-07.-2004, 02:25 AM   #188
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What's the next discussion - a guy yanking himself while riding??



Don't give anyone any ideas?
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Old 16-07.-2004, 03:36 AM   #189
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How did you find those stats, zmanzz? It seems like that would take a long time unless there was some tool on this forum that automatically did it.

And no, I don't pee off my bike. I rarely have to urinate when I ride anyway.
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Old 16-07.-2004, 12:28 PM   #190
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You gross lot.

Why don't you just wash your bikes off with soapy water?
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Old 16-07.-2004, 02:07 PM   #191
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Exclamation Re: do you pee off your bike?

hey i had a question... or more a comment.... i've read all/most postings on the topic, but they all seem to be from guys! what happen to the ladies? don't you ladies have to pee too? or are we too ashamed to write an talk about it.... seems like the guys have no problems... and it's not like we could get off our bikes and just go at it on the side of the road! ?#@* ... you know....i'm just sayin...
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Old 16-07.-2004, 02:19 PM   #192
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There were a few. But leaving aside water shortages, I still dont think there's a better way to wash off your bike than to use warm soapy water.

Perhaps our lady riders have risen above such base activities. Most men grow above these juvenile fundamental obsessions with bodily functions by about 5 or 6 years of age.

There is another thread running of nasal mucous at the moment as well.

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Old 22-07.-2004, 03:47 AM   #193
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There were a few. But leaving aside water shortages, I still dont think there's a better way to wash off your bike than to use warm soapy water.

Perhaps our lady riders have risen above such base activities. Most men grow above these juvenile fundamental obsessions with bodily functions by about 5 or 6 years of age.

There is another thread running of nasal mucous at the moment as well.

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Old 28-07.-2004, 09:06 PM   #194
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Default Re: do you pee off your bike?

haha!

personal opinon:

i'd rather find a stop, get off, pee and get back on and go!
no other way of doing it for me and i'm not even considering doing anything else!

haha!

i wonder what my cycling partner would have to say about this post!
i think he'd can himself!
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Old 21-08.-2004, 03:31 AM   #195
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i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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