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01-04.-2005, 01:05 AM

#226

Shreklookalike

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Re: do you pee off your bike?

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Originally Posted by zmanzzzz

bump for the spring crowd.

Stop all that infernal bumping . . . you're gonna make me pee!

15-04.-2005, 10:38 PM	#227
lndshk1 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 9	Re: do you pee off your bike? I've personally never been in a situation where I couldn't just pull off and take care of business. However, a good friend of mine was at a race where a local postie (now retired) stuck an empty water bottle in his shorts and filled it up, closed the lid and tossed it to the side of the road. How'd ya like to find that one on the side of the road? I can see it now, "Cool, a Postal water bottle.... full of piss!" NASTY!

16-04.-2005, 07:34 AM	#228
babyyippy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4	Re: do you pee off your bike? try this. pack a heavy duty diaper with the unnecessary bits trimmed off. when the time has come shove it down your shorts and try to pee slowly, allowing the padding to absorb.

16-04.-2005, 07:45 AM	#229
grayghost001 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 12	Re: do you pee off your bike? Ahhh, I thought that little mist I got one day was the top coming off someones water bottle. __________________ You are welcome to visit my trout fishing site and register on my forum, I ride a Tera Trike 3.6 and have made a place on the forum for cyclist. http://www.quali-tied.com

17-04.-2005, 08:18 AM

#230

zmanzzzz

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Re: do you pee off your bike?

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Originally Posted by babyyippy

try this. pack a heavy duty diaper with the unnecessary bits trimmed off. when the time has come shove it down your shorts and try to pee slowly, allowing the padding to absorb.

you could then chuck it at an opposing fan.

18-04.-2005, 08:46 AM

#231

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Re: do you pee off your bike?

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Originally Posted by babyyippy

try this. pack a heavy duty diaper with the unnecessary bits trimmed off. when the time has come shove it down your shorts and try to pee slowly, allowing the padding to absorb.

Are you serious?

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19-04.-2005, 01:50 AM

#232

babyyippy

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Re: do you pee off your bike?

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Are you serious?

It can be done. Trick is to release slow enough to allow the material to absorb.

19-04.-2005, 02:30 AM

#233

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Re: do you pee off your bike?

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Originally Posted by babyyippy

It can be done. Trick is to release slow enough to allow the material to absorb.

But wouldn't that be aggravating? When you just want to get it all out so that you can get on with your game! So what if your legs get drenched in pee. For the amount of water bikers drink, the pee content is probably mostly water anyway ... mostly harmless..

Funny thread, hehe..

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19-04.-2005, 11:08 PM	#234
Brizza Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 334	Re: do you pee off your bike? I've seen guys drop to the back of the peloton and shoot to the side in the early stages of a race. I've never managed, I suspect that my saddle doesn't allow (I usually need to go after I get off the saddle).

21-04.-2005, 05:05 AM	#235
Chris_E Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 100	Re: do you pee off your bike? I've just finished reading "Put Me back On My Bike" the biog of Tom Simpson. In it Barry Horban tells of a new hat he was wearing during one stage of the Tour. Apparently it was his pride and joy, so he was a little surprised when Simpson asked to borrow it. When he asked him why Simpson just turned to him and said "I need to take a shit." tthe things you sacrifice for your team leader...lmao

21-04.-2005, 05:29 AM

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Re: do you pee off your bike?

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Originally Posted by Chris_E

I've just finished reading "Put Me back On My Bike" the biog of Tom Simpson. In it Barry Horban tells of a new hat he was wearing during one stage of the Tour. Apparently it was his pride and joy, so he was a little surprised when Simpson asked to borrow it. When he asked him why Simpson just turned to him and said "I need to take a shit."

tthe things you sacrifice for your team leader...lmao

Yes! I read that book too and that part cracked me up. I think it siad that Horban's hat was one that everyone in the peloton was after and it was very hard to come by at the time. The exact quote by Simpson had a distictly British flair to it though. The way I remember it is that when Horban asked Simpson why he wanted to borrow the hat, Simpson replied; "I want to have a shit in it". LOL!

19-07.-2008, 04:24 AM	#237
zmanzzzz Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: montana Posts: 117	Re: do you pee off your bike? bump for the tour crowd.

26-07.-2008, 12:48 PM	#238
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27-07.-2008, 11:42 PM	#239
Freehub Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: SW Ohio Posts: 98	Re: do you pee off your bike? Marcus Burghardt had to wave the motor bike camera back the during the TDF, the other day, while he was in the breakaway, so he could drain his main vein, off camera. They camera guy and his driver didn't get the idea, until MB started to pull his bibshorts down . As for me, I usually never have to go, mainly because I sweat so much.

19-08.-2008, 12:41 PM	#240
Julian G. Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Windsor, Ontario, Canada Posts: 96	Re: do you pee off your bike? Watching the olympic triathalon, one of the guys has a yellow spot on his suit.. (whitfield in fourth!!!)

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