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08-09.-2003, 05:31 AM
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As I said Sidi, this is most likely something that takes practice.
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18-09.-2003, 07:59 AM
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only 150 more views till we are #5.
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18-09.-2003, 08:02 AM
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we are closely behind this thread
http://www.cyclingforums.com/showth...p?threadid=1158 but dont click on it because it is the one we are chasing.  if you do click on it, click back on this one to make up for it, please. |
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18-09.-2003, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
I gotta go, I gotta go,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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18-09.-2003, 11:53 PM
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Get off the bike and pee unless you are in contention for a win and also, why do you think Lance wears those big high white socks....TP!
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19-09.-2003, 12:29 AM
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Ah yes the infamous Golden Shower! I am sure that your race companions would love to be unwilling participants in this weird fetish!
I think that they would be emotionally scarred from this type of behaviour and politely ask for a hug at the finish line! G.
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19-09.-2003, 12:36 AM
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The lengths some people go to keep riding...
that shows commitment. lol |
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19-09.-2003, 03:58 AM
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19-09.-2003, 04:09 AM
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we are losing ground to the other thread!!!
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19-09.-2003, 09:16 PM
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Ok, so this is where having a long schlong is an advantage, because you get the multidirectional hose factor.
Then you have the cold factor coupled with the tight bunch up short factor, which makes everything compact and hard to pull out. As for the crap factor, I would loose a race before crapping my pants. |
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19-09.-2003, 09:50 PM
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I guess I'm too much of a newbie because some of it (e.g. just letting go in your shorts, and the crap factor) sounds pretty disgusting to me. Hilarious, but still disgusting.
 Perhaps physical acclimatisation would avoid such situations... When I was a kid I went on a weekend camping trip where there were no toilet facilities and everybody else was much older and of the opposite sex. Didn't go the whole weekend  . Didn't explode either, although I'm pretty sure I had my legs crossed during the drive back home. Maybe that's why I've never needed to pee (or worse) during a ride!  |
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22-09.-2003, 10:46 AM
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I have the perfect solution....something I've done a couple times myself. Keep an extra water bottle with you....preferably in the back of your jersey. When you feel the need to go, shove that bad boy up your shorts leg, and insert dong into hole. Go as needed, and toss the bottle wherever you wish. It helps to be able to ride with one hand.
This way, you can keep pedaling. I buy big boxes of bottled water from sams club, so I always have empties lying around for this sole purpose :-) |
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22-09.-2003, 12:02 PM
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I buy them from Sam's Club too....but boy I wish they made 'em in wide mouth!
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24-09.-2003, 11:11 AM
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I still challange anyone to match the efficiency of a form fitting adult diaper.
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24-09.-2003, 01:53 PM
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Re: do you pee off your bike?
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just to expand on this question... what about 'number 2'? I was reading the Le Tour newsticker this year and it described this scenario for Jan Ullrich but described the scene as being 'too gruesome to describe'! In addition, how does one actually 'do it' wearing a bib? Pulling down the front will stretch the fabric after a while (but if you've gotta go...) but how does one have a poo when in the middle of a long (cold) day without totally disrobing?
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