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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: st louis
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a duke in the drawers - that one still cracks me up
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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boy, if you need Imodium to go 6 hours without a ****, you need to see a doctor!
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#78 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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Oh, i forgot to mention... the release following the 6, 8 or more hours after Imodium is said to be like like giving burth to quads. You loose so much fluid during the ride she dries up.
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#79 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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I did mean BIRTH!!!
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#80 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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Tell me about it... My friend hasn't done this himself (so he says), I guess if your paranoid you'll try anything!
Cheers, Wizza. |
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#81 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: dfw usa
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if only we could duke like a dog..nice and clean!!!
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#82 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 22
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Scuba Diver here.....
I haven't started cycling yet, just subscribed here because I'm interested in it, but in scuba diving we have to deal with this same problem, as someone mentioned in the beginning. Even if you're in the water for only 45 min, you will almost def. have to go, because every 33 feet deeper you dive the pressure on you're body doubles, so it gets squeezed out of you. Everyone just goes in their wetsuit though, it's assumed. And you don't even think about trying to open the wetsuit. But then again the fact that you're in water to begin with makes things alot cleaner. I have however seen a simple device sold to handle this. It was a condom-like piece with a thin hose attached, and then a gasket on the other end of the hose that fits to a hole you cut in the wetsuit. That way you can pee and it goes out the side of the suit. Of course no serious self respecting diver would use something so stupid, but it sounds like in a long bike race something like that may work. Perhaps just have the tube come out the bottom of the shorts and rolled up, and then just unroll when you need to. |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Including "drag the @rse along the grass"? (a bit tricky when cycling too, unless you ride a recumbent) |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: st louis
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aka Tractor Pull
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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While watching the tour this year I saw Lance just before the camera changed view points slip to the side as another rider also went ahead both to pee. Lance gets a push from his team mate on the ass while he opened his shorts from the leg and let it out.
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#86 |
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: montana
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#87 |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 1
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You know, you might have to address this in the mechanic forums as well...proper cleaning of the bike and all that. What a thread that has been going here...talk about alll things biking!
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#88 |
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: montana
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#89 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Out There
Posts: 471
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I got to go shake da ting mon, I'll be right bach..
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#90 |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: South Africa
Posts: 119
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I've tried going whilst on the bike, just cant seem to relax the muscles. I have a weak bladder so have to go often. Normally pull over somewhere and let it out. As I'm no where near the winning bunch a minute or 2 of the bike is not going to mean much.
About takign a dump, well my nerves normaly make me evacuate quite a bit in the morning before the ride, so I havent had the need whilst on the bike.
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