Blonde joke

12-07.-2005, 06:55 AM	#1
geezer Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: U.K. Posts: 1	Blonde joke Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run! She's got a grenade in her mouth. Da da da dada DA! (drum roll etc...)

14-07.-2005, 06:38 AM	#2
Ottis Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 100	Re: Blonde joke lol good one, here are a few more what does a blonde when she wakes up? she goes home -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? Because her boyfriend was blonde too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why did God create blondes? Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Why did God create brunettes? Neither could the blondes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How do you know when a blond's been in your frige? Lipstick on the cucumbers! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? The Blonde! or The other guys waiting their turn. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why should you never let a blonde take a coffee break? It's too hard to re-train them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------- Whats the same about a blonde and an airbag ? They both have the same brain size... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHat does a blonde write(fill in) in her resume which said "salary expected ________" "yes" __________________

15-07.-2005, 02:25 AM	#3
LottomagicZ4941 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Colorado Posts: 256	Re: Blonde joke Sort of a blond joke since barbie is blond A man walks into a toy store looking for a Barbie for his daughter's Birthday, He asks the sales assistant what Barbie packs they have availible, She says that they have three barbie packs; "First there is 'Marry me' Barbie" says the assistant, This is $19.99, this includes Barbie and a wedding dress, "Next there is 'Princess Barbie'" says the assistant, This is $24.99, this includes Barbie dressed as a princess with a crown, "Last of all there is 'Divorced Barbie'" replies the assistant, This is $199.99, "WHAT?!? Why is it that expensive?" asks the man, "Well" says the sales assistant, "Divorced Barbie includes Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat..." found on http://com4.runboard.com/bsmackdown...hefunnyfarm.t42 __________________ Lotto http://www.flalottomagic.net/?sponsor=Z1212 MagicZ4941

26-07.-2005, 07:56 AM	#4
cyberlegend1994 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Plymouth MA Posts: 205	Re: Blonde joke How do you keep a blonde busy for months? Give her a bag of M&M's, and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.

28-07.-2005, 04:35 AM	#5
Tyler Ives Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Spokane, Washington Posts: 22	Re: Blonde joke Why did the blond lose her job at the M&M factory? Cuz they told her to throw away all the "W"s she found. __________________ Speed is only the byproduct of strength and focus.

30-07.-2005, 06:18 AM	#6
LottomagicZ4941 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Colorado Posts: 256	Re: Blonde joke Did you hear about the blond who tried to send Spam from her computer? It probably would have rotted if she had oppened the can. __________________ Lotto http://www.flalottomagic.net/?sponsor=Z1212 MagicZ4941

01-08.-2005, 02:32 PM	#7
cyberlegend1994 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Plymouth MA Posts: 205	Re: Blonde joke What goes "Vroom, screech, vroom, screech"? A blonde driving through a flashing red light.

17-08.-2005, 02:33 AM

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Re: Blonde joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by LottomagicZ4941

Sort of a blond joke since barbie is blond

A man walks into a toy store looking for a Barbie for his daughter's Birthday,
He asks the sales assistant what Barbie packs they have availible,
She says that they have three barbie packs;

"First there is 'Marry me' Barbie" says the assistant,
This is $19.99,
this includes Barbie and a wedding dress,

"Next there is 'Princess Barbie'" says the assistant,
This is $24.99,
this includes Barbie dressed as a princess with a crown,

"Last of all there is 'Divorced Barbie'" replies the assistant,
This is $199.99,

"WHAT?!? Why is it that expensive?" asks the man,

"Well" says the sales assistant,
"Divorced Barbie includes Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat..."
found on http://com4.runboard.com/bsmackdown...hefunnyfarm.t42

i've heard barbie cums with action man now, she only faked it with ken

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27-10.-2005, 01:09 AM	#9
MountainPro Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: SCOTLAND...you know it. Posts: 3,015	Re: Blonde joke guy give blonde $50 to paint his front porch white,blonde arrives back after 5 mins, guy: 'geez swee'art that was fast' blonde: 'thanks, oh and btw, its a ferrari, not a porsche' __________________ HARD .

30-04.-2006, 11:18 AM	#10
cyberlegend1994 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Plymouth MA Posts: 205	Re: Blonde joke Did you hear about the blonde who tried to send Spam from her computer? She couldn't figure out how to get the can into the screen. __________________

04-06.-2006, 03:01 PM	#11
Sore-arse Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 19	Re: Blonde joke Barbie joke... Lots of Barbie dolls, lots of Ken dolls....why will there never be any baby barbies or baby kens? Because Ken comes in a different box...

05-06.-2006, 01:59 PM	#12
cyberlegend1994 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Plymouth MA Posts: 205	Re: Blonde joke What did the blonde do when she found out that most driving accidents happen close to home? She moved. __________________

25-06.-2006, 07:24 AM	#13
Aranesp Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 28	Re: Blonde joke How do you cause a blonde to break her nose? Take off your pants under a glass table.

05-07.-2006, 06:25 PM	#14
chips_chick Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3	Re: Blonde joke lol.... nice jokes...

31-08.-2006, 01:46 AM

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Re: Blonde joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by geezer

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A. Run! She's got a grenade in her mouth.

Da da da dada DA! (drum roll etc...)

good one

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