Blonde joke

mopar

Isn't that one already in this thread?

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The-tried-a-backflip-and-didn't-land-it-kid.

surfrider

Why do women wear belly button rings? They need a place to hang the air freshener.

A man needs a brain implant. His doctor finds a place that has brains for sale. The first brain the man sees if $50,000. Why so much he asked, the store owner replies, "this was Albert Einsteins brain, and as you know he was extremely smart". The next brain he looks at was $75,000. Why is that on so much the man says. "Oh that brain belong to Abraham Lincoln, and he was a great President". Way up high on the top shelf was a brain in a jar covered in dust. "What about that brain up there the doctor asked" Oh doctor, says the store owner, you will never be able to afford that brain! Why not? the doctor replies. "Because that brain belonged to a blonde" and its never been used.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was asalted.

surfrider

what do you call 50 blondes lined up ear to ear.

A wind tunnel.

cyberlegend1994

A blonde's car breaks down on the interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.

"They're my emergency flashers!"

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