The Thread about Nothing....

matagi

Yes well, I was trying not to mention any names

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bbp

Oh and r r r
r r r ow.
Fark I'm classy.

Geoff Vadar

Get stuffed lol. You arrre the one offering to dump your husband at the first sight of a half reasonable offer in your sig.

Work it girl

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Bogan Confucius

bbp

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531Aussie

ok, booze hags, I need some more tips.

I've given up on beer for the time being, and I'm trying bourbon again. I was drinking Jim Beam last night and some guy reckons to me that Jim Beam is like the Carlton Cold of bourbon/whiskey/scotch, especially the white label Jim Beam. True? And is Wild Turkey SO much better than Jim Beam, like many bogans claim?

classic1

That will teach him for wearing ghey jeans look Carrera team knicks.

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531Aussie

here's one for ya: what was the deep carbon rear wheel Bruyneel had on his Colnago when he went over the edge on that mountain in the 1996(?) Tour? There's a pic of it in the current Bicycling Australia mag, but I can't make out the logo. It looks like a Lightweight, but I dunno if they were supplying wheels to pros back then

Geoff Vadar

Dunno anything but I rode on the back of the wild turkey to my first evar proper projectile vomit when i was 15. Even got some on some poor girls foot. Deb parties and bonfires rule.

Bra_kes into song...

"Good ole Collingwobbles forevvvvarrrrrr.......we know how to lose the gamess....side by side we constantly bickerrrr....Collingwood heave ho...heave ho Collingwood chokers."

Something like that anyway.

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matagi

Not the mass-produced crap you get here.

Ditch the bourbon and get into the real stuff - single malts.

Thylo is a bit of a whisky fan, so I'm sure he'll be able to offer advice.

But, here's one to start with, Dalwhinnie ..... nice fruity nose, soft on the palate. It's what I would class as a good pre-dinner whisky.

But if you're looking for tips on what to drink when you're at the pub then I have NFI - wouldn't touch any of the spirits on offer there unless they were heavily disguised by the addition of mixers.

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The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community.

matagi

You get stuffed, and buy some decent undies for your next leg shot FFS!

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The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community.

Geoff Vadar

yummy

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Geoff Vadar

Better wear me best undies out tonight then. Loads of good snatch up for grabs. Good luck tomorrow little albert. If the wind has the centre line as your gutter then farken lean into the pricks or just push them away if they come over too far. Go hard and go early! Thats my bogus tip for ya.

Edit: And if that Jock disqualifies you again give him a jab in the kidneys as you walk past.

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62vette

Nev, it doesn't matter what bourbon you're drinking if you're mixing it with coke. You may as well be drinking formalin or acetone.

As Ma suggests, if you want to drink and enjoy whiskey, drink it neat, and drink the Scottish single malts. Dalwhinnie is nice, Glenmorangie is worth a go, Glenfiddich is shit unless you go for the seriously expensive stuff. The smaller producers with the very plain looking labels are all worth drinking, and there's hundreds of the buggers. Go to a specialist bottle-o that has more than 10 single malts and ask lots of questions.

Either that or winkle an invite round to Ma's on a Wagyu and Grange night. I think that's every Friday isn't it? Just like takeaway night for the rest of us slobs

Thylacine

Ballantine's 12 year is the best budget Scotch. It's a blend, but it blows many more expensive singles out the water as far as my mouth is concerned. At $39.95 it's a bargain, and available at Dan's too which is a bonus.

Drink it with Coke and I'll smash ya.

Bourbon is shit. Avoid it like the plague.

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