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Old 03-08.-2006, 03:26 AM   #46
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So now this dude is good buddies with Tyler Hamilton to? Man, your stories are more out there than Floyd's.

My issue with Armstrong is this. Look at Heras, Basso, Ullrich, Landis, Pantani. etc. Basically anyone who became a star in cycling got caught cheating. You mean to tell me that if a guy wins a Giro, a couple Vueltas or a Tour he has to cheat to do it. But a guy can win 7 straight Tours and be clean? Doesn't seem to compute with me. But, being a Conservative, Middle Class, Republican American, I can't stand the French. So anybody that pisses the French off is an ally of mine.
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Old 03-08.-2006, 03:27 AM   #47
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Please take this movement to allow me to introduce myself.
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I've been reading a lot in the media about Lance taking performance enhancing drugs and it really believe it. I believe the French laboratories, the Tour de France organization and Greg LeMond are right.
Very nice _troll_
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Old 03-08.-2006, 03:34 AM   #48
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This is the most bizarre and entertaining thread I've seen on here for awhile! Good thing too. After everything that's gone on lately, this forum was in desperate need of a little levity!
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So now this dude is good buddies with Tyler Hamilton to? Man, your stories are more out there than Floyd's.


Ummm... You're not still thinking that MJ is serious are you? Please say it ain't so.
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This is the most bizarre and entertaining thread I've seen on here for awhile! Good thing too. After everything that's gone on lately, this forum was in desperate need of a little levity!
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Old 03-08.-2006, 03:42 AM   #51
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Thanks for the laughs
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Old 03-08.-2006, 03:43 AM   #52
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All right, the jig is up! I fell for it! But you have just stepped out of your original persona, going out of character for some more laughs. Well done.

Now fess up, who are you, and how long did you spend mulling all this before you decided to go undercover.
What, you doubt me? Why you gota bust me out? There ain't nobody here but Martin Mutter Fukkin Jackson and his good friend Helmut Roole.

I met Helmut Roole at a celebrity bowling tournament. He rolled several 300 games that day. We talked extensively and I got to know him well. His name, as it turns out, was a fake name he used at sign in at non-USCF sanctioned races back in the early 80s. It was his way of protesting the new hardshell helmet rule, but some people thought he was from Belgium and feared him: "Who is this Helmut Roole guy?"

Anyway, after seeing him bowl those 300 games I told him, "Helmut, if you want to make it to the PBA I can make it happen. I can bring the power like Scotty." And he said, "Yeah, how can I get started?"

Man, that was ten years ago. You see the brother's right arm. It's a damn python!
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What, you doubt me? Why you gota bust me out? There ain't nobody here but Martin Mutter Fukkin Jackson and his good friend Helmut Roole.

I met Helmut Roole at a celebrity bowling tournament. He rolled several 300 games that day. We talked extensively and I got to know him well. His name, as it turns out, was a fake name he used at sign in at non-USCF sanctioned races back in the early 80s. It was his way of protesting the new hardshell helmet rule, but some people thought he was from Belgium and feared him: "Who is this Helmut Roole guy?"

Anyway, after seeing him bowl those 300 games I told him, "Helmut, if you want to make it to the PBA I can make it happen. I can bring the power like Scotty." And he said, "Yeah, how can I get started?"

Man, that was ten years ago. You see the brother's right arm. It's a damn python!
I do not know this man! I've never taken PEDs for my bowling career. I've always been a clean bowler. Show me one test I failed.
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Ummm... You're not still thinking that MJ is serious are you? Please say it ain't so.


Once again, we need a sarcasm button. I figured my comment about the stories being more out there than Floyd's was sarcastic enough, but apparently the unwashed didn't get it. My apologies
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I do not know this man! I've never taken PEDs for my bowling career. I've always been a clean bowler. Show me one test I failed.


Excellent Helmut!
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Once again, we need a sarcasm button. I figured my comment about the stories being more out there than Floyd's was sarcastic enough, but apparently the unwashed didn't get it. My apologies


Ah! No, my apologies. I'm just happy to learn you weren't serious!
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Excellent Helmut!

Thank you. Thank you. I'm on fire today.
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I do not know this man! I've never taken PEDs for my bowling career. I've always been a clean bowler. Show me one test I failed.

I believe you. BowlStrong!
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The best part about this is how the trolls (everyone knows who they are) got sucked in and got angry. Martin, you are the king!
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The best part about this is how the trolls (everyone knows who they are) got sucked in and got angry. Martin, you are the king!

Dude, you really need to lighten up. Did I get sucked in? Yep. Why? Because it was a well crafted joke. Bravo! And the reason it was so well crafted is because he was using the same blind reasoning that a lot of Armstrong (and Hamilton, and Ullrich, etc.) supporters use.
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