Tell us, Lorraine

Uboat

Have you forgotten already about the countless posts where you spoke about Ed/yourself in the third person, mon ami? In fact, this may be the first admission that you are, in fact, Ed Arzouian, Mr. Fausto.

Have a great day, I'll go back to lurking and laughing at you.

peeininnepean

And when did I ever say who I was, anyway? Not a lie if I don't tell.

Same old Ed act: going to get your IP, call the cops, sue you. Has it ever worked for you?

Besides, you might be a little computer illiterate, so I'll cut you some slack. A user can pipe in via proxy server from just about anyplace, as you must know since you'd go to the library in Malone to post on Pedal and CC when your IP was banned there, under about 50 different usernames. And you call me obsessive.

Fausto Coppied

Yes, obviously.

Fausto Coppied

No, it isn't.

Again, having a username does not necessarily mean you are posting anonymously. It depends how you registered the username.

Just because you do not know the identity of a user does not mean the web site/administrator host does not.

Uboat

[QUOTE=Fausto Coppied]No, it isn't.

Does that mean, "No it isn't an admission that you are Ed Arzouian?"

Are you saying you aren't Ed Arzouian, Fausto? Man, you must be confused.

Have a good day sir.

Fausto Coppied

Uboat, as usual it is you who seems confused.

You wrote, "In fact, this may be the first admission that you are, in fact, Ed Arzouian, Mr. Fausto."

I responded, "No, it isn't." Clearly indicating there were other admissions that I was Ed Arzouian.

You asked is this was the first admission.

I respond it was not the first admission.

Can it be clearer?

Uboat

Great, thanks for explaining that. I guess it gets pretty confusing when you spoke so often of yourself in the third person, Ed.

Have a great day.

Fausto Coppied

Geesh, you are boring.

You really having nothing to say, do you.

You bring nothing to the table.

Why do you embarass yourself?

Uboat

Oh Fausto/Ed. If only you knew how many people were laughing at you right now.

Fausto Coppied

Yes, that is a very big concern of mine.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

You know what I think is funny. I think it is funny that the CCA lost $1,000,000 in revenue last year, more than 1/3 of their total and that they had to fire three or four staffers and two coaches. Isn't that a hoot!

I think it is funny that the High Performance Director doesn't know which events his riders are getting UCI points for.

I think it is very funny that the woman in charge of cycling for Canada had never been to a bike race prior to being hired and that she knows nothing about the sport.

In fact, that last one really cracks me up!!!

Fausto Coppied

Will you ever find a new sponsor for the sport?

How long will you continue to embarrass yourself, the country and the sport?

Fausto Coppied

I had to plunder this from the Canadian cyclist web site forum. It was too funny.

See how they are catchng on, Lorraine!

My, my, how foolish you are beginning to look.

Do you think your pretty smile and long hair will get you out of this one???

The rubber is hitting the road, honey....

Brother Ezekeul Aug 17 2007, 05:32 PM


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Dear CCA,

I know nothing about cycling at all. I've never competed or even been to a race. Hire me now. I'd fit right in.

Thank you,

Applicant who meets your qualifications

Fausto Coppied

As Labour Day is over and summer wanres it is time to lok toward the fal and the Annual General Meetign of the candina Cycling Association.


Director General Lorraine Lafrenidere must write her annual report.

It will be short:

2007 Annual Report

I have done nothing but fire people.

There is nobody left.

We have no new sponsors.

We have no new events, in fact, we cancelled old events.

We have nothing but disaster in Beijing to look forward to.
I need to find a new job.

Fausto Coppied

Somebody tell Lorraine Lafreniere about this job opportunity, quick!!!!



October 26/07 7:00 pm EDT - Employment Opportunity at Triathlon Canada
Employment Opportunity at Triathlon Canada
Courtesy SIRC

Application Deadline: November 9, 2007
Starting Date: November 19, 2007

Position: High Performance Manager

Job Description:
Triathlon Canada is seeking an experienced, energetic, highly motivated individual to manage the programs related to High Performance for the organization at its National Office in Toronto.

Duties include working closely with the High Performance Committee, the National Triathlon Centre Coach and National Staff to manage National Team Programs including the Athlete Assistance Program (AAP), athlete funding, national camps, national team travel and logistics, World Championships and Major Games.

Additionally, the High Performance Manager will liaise with Triathlon Canada's national team coaches, Performance Enhancement Team and other stakeholders including Sport Canada, Podium Canada, Canadian Olympic Committee, International Triathlon Union and Provincial Governing Bodies.

Qualifications:

• Minimum of five (5) years experience in high performance amateur sport as an administrator
• Strong organizational and communication skills
• Ability to manage multiple projects and meet deadlines
• Strong computer skills including competency in Microsoft Word, Excel, Outlook and Access and Power Point
• Strong interpersonal skills and a customer service approach
• Bilingual in English and French is a major asset

Preferred:
• Undergraduate degree
• Experience managing or coordinating teams competing in World Championships or Major Games

Reports to: Executive Director

Compensation: A comprehensive compensation package will be offered commensurate upon qualifications and experience

Start Date: Immediate

Applications: Applications including a current CV and cover letter should be sent in confidence to: info@triathloncanada.com

Type of Position: Full Time - Employee

Contact Information:

Executive Director
Triathlon Canada
1185 Eglinton Ave. East Suite #704
Toronto , ON, Canada
M3C3C6
E-mail: info@triathloncanada.com
Tel. 416-426-7180
Fax. 416-426-7294
www.triathloncanada.com