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Old 03-06.-2007, 02:39 PM   #1
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Went out this morning for a blurt down the freeway path to the end of the freeway at Baldivas .
I was just opening up to go up a gradiant sitting on about 40kmph when i rounded the corner i nearly went guts up ..... all staun across the cycle way both left and right sides were about 12-15 Japanese tour riders standing around having a drink and a chat with their frikkin bikes covering both lanes ... I braked hard and only by the skin of my teeth negotiated thru them losing a fair bit of skin off my back tire !

All i could hear was "You krazy you bastard you srow down sirry irriot "

I swear to god if i see them next week i will be taking golf balls with me
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Old 03-06.-2007, 05:07 PM   #2
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I came across that lot too at about 8.00 as i was heading out to Anketell
Rd. They were all over the bike path like they owned the frickin' thing.
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Old 03-06.-2007, 05:20 PM   #3
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On another note, a couple of tourists rode onto the national highway down in Wellington on saturday.

They got escorted off by 8 police cars
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Old 03-06.-2007, 07:15 PM   #4
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I came across that lot too at about 8.00 as i was heading out to Anketell
Rd. They were all over the bike path like they owned the frickin' thing.


Hmmmmm 8am that is about when i came across them , you wern't the guy I warned to watch out for the rice farters ?

I played pursuit with a group of 3 riders who passed me as i was heading south and they were going north from Baldivas in all sorts of bright colours I got to the round a bout spun around and .... I got em and flew off at Russel n Gibbs exit home beaut day for a ride !


I normally go north thru to Perth and round Kings Park and Causeways , funny how you see the same faces every Sunday .. going south today i noted 3 regulars i see from South St thru to Canning bridge .... not many adventerous types at 8am and 4 degs lololol



Going south again tomorrow , just got me 3 golf balls in my jersey tonight

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I'm not sure why you're posting on this site. I'm sure there are plenty of white-supremacist site you could vent your small mind on.
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Hmmmmm 8am that is about when i came across them , you wern't the guy I warned to watch out for the rice farters ?

I played pursuit with a group of 3 riders who passed me as i was heading south and they were going north from Baldivas in all sorts of bright colours I got to the round a bout spun around and .... I got em and flew off at Russel n Gibbs exit home beaut day for a ride !


I normally go north thru to Perth and round Kings Park and Causeways , funny how you see the same faces every Sunday .. going south today i noted 3 regulars i see from South St thru to Canning bridge .... not many adventerous types at 8am and 4 degs lololol



Going south again tomorrow , just got me 3 golf balls in my jersey tonight
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Old 03-06.-2007, 07:59 PM   #6
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I'm not sure why you're posting on this site. I'm sure there are plenty of white-supremacist site you could vent your small mind on.
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Don't go getting all precious on me Scotty , it's all fun and games Imean they call us white pigs all the time at work and worse ...
I can do a google for CUDDLES if you need one
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I do think the movie Kokoda should be shown in every single Australian High School
But that is me , we are on a cycle forum ..... so on ya bike
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What is it with fuckstick West Australians on this forum getting all pissy when they can't go fast on bike paths.
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What is it with fuckstick West Australians on this forum getting all pissy when they can't go fast on bike paths.

NSW the poofter capital .... go figure
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Mate i would love to come over . I spent a bit of time over there in 98/99 .

As for roads , yeah i hit the roads most days to and from work [45km round trip] the cycleway south is good as your not allowed on the roads as they are the FREEWAY , but once at the end yeah i love the rural way to Mandurah .
Road work is great , and i look foreward to Mondays more than most cause there is a hill on a huge gradiant that really grinds you down .... and i really hate to feel stuffed and not feel like i have hit it 110%
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Hmmmmm 8am that is about when i came across them , you wern't the guy I warned to watch out for the rice farters ?

Damn right scotty, this post is unacceptable. I'm sure Pauline Hanson has a nice forum for you somewhere mate; you could start a cycling bigots' thread.
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Damn right scotty, this post is unacceptable. I'm sure Pauline Hanson has a nice forum for you somewhere mate; you could start a cycling bigots' thread.


Do you think he's part of van Tongeren's Nationals?
I mean, he is from WA and all; not that they're all bad over there. Mr G Clark comes across as a pretty decent type.
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Old 04-06.-2007, 02:22 PM   #14
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Not PC dude! The correct modern nomclemeture is 'whale murderers' or 'tuna thieves'. Get with the program.

Besides, you are assuming they fart, which might not be the case. They may like to hold their farts in.
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Old 04-06.-2007, 02:22 PM   #15
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arrrr so now im a racist ? im a terrorist ?? so who is name calling now ??

Your all pretty insipid really , so to be nice i will leave it there as you all seem to know the colour of my skin and my heritdge .

Rant and rave say what you like , but i have fish and cake in my pants
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