This forum is dying

jhuskey

Then I must deeply apologize and send you an expensive piece of jewely from Tiffanies to bind your wound with.

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Whenever I can't get excited about riding I just fantasize about someone else's bike.

C'dale Girl

Well, Cranky, the key is . . . do you swish, swish, swish back and forth, spraying champagne powder with each swish, illustrating ease and grace? (quick, somebody call 911 'cause jman has gone into cardiac arrest with my terminology ).

You can't just go barreling down the hill in a tuck. The girls won't be able to follow along behind and study your moves in sheer awe.

Crankyfeet

I'm not sure what your ex looks like but I'm pretty sure she wasn't one of the crowd of ogling women.

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C'dale Girl

I'll go pick something out now . . .

Crankyfeet

How do you know that Jman skis like that?...

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jhuskey

[QUOTE=C'dale Girl]

, somebody call 911 'cause jman has gone into cardiac arrest with my terminology ).


Hmmmmm????

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Whenever I can't get excited about riding I just fantasize about someone else's bike.

C'dale Girl

What? You've never heard of a 32 year old athlete in top form going into cardiac arrest?

I thought you made fun of me previously for my mentioning the "swishing" back and forth . . .

jhuskey

I would never make fun of your attempts at descriptive imagery.
Young athletes sometimes die in their sleep due to metabolism issues, either that or their wives and girlfriend put a pillow over their face.

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Whenever I can't get excited about riding I just fantasize about someone else's bike.

C'dale Girl

wiveS AND girlfriend, with a single pillow to boot . . . interesting choice of words there jman. You trying to tell us something?

jhuskey

I miss-typed. Wife or girlfriend as a general statement referring to, at present, unknown and unnamed individuals and that's what I stated on page 42 of my depositon date April 31st of this year.

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Whenever I can't get excited about riding I just fantasize about someone else's bike.

Crankyfeet

It's hard to follow the Jman/C FID story when 8/9's of the iceberg of communication is happening in the PM room...

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Malkmus

I've been out of town. I know about the crash. Is there anything else about DZ that I am missing.

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Malkmus

We had to put our 11 year old dog Homer to sleep today. I went to DC for work on Sunday afternoon and he was as spry as a puppy. I called my wife when I got there and she said he was a bit lathargic and she was taking him to the vet the next morning if he didn't get better. Monday morning he was disoriented and in pain. The vet said that he had a tumor on his liver and that it rupturered. He was bleeding into his abdomen. The bleeding appeared to stop and the vet said it was ok to take him home to say his good-byes. I was going to take him to the vet tonight when I got home. My wife called this morning and said he seemed fine. Thirty minutes later she called and said she was taking him to the vet because he was really suffering.

So, Homeboy is gone. He was the smartest freakin dog I've ever seen and was always getting into tons of trouble. He was also adorable. We are going to miss him.

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C'dale Girl

Hahahahahaha

Hey j, (to annoying Britney Spears song) oops we did it again . . . we played with his mind . . . got lost in the game . . . oh baby, baby . . .



Crankster, you're always looking for some sort of juicy soap opera spin on things. You don't actually believe what you read in the National Enquirer too do you?