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Tour De France: Living the Dream

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Old 08-01.-2008, 11:39 AM   #91
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Not bad boys, not bad
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Old 08-01.-2008, 12:20 PM   #92
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Helmut as Phil Ligget: And this is a beautiful day for a mountain stage in the Tour de France. Of course, the pro riders have completed the course hours ago, but our two fatties are still out here giving it all they have.

Bro Deal as John Tesh: It's a glorious day for our two fatties as they wobble up the Tourmalet. The sun is shining resplendent on to their Disco kits...

Helmut as Ligget: Speaking of Disco kits I think fatty #1 has popped a seam. In deed he has. His ass is hanging out. Well, that is a disappointment, but both our boys are soldiering on... What's this? Fatty #2 has stopped. Indeed he has. He's pulled over to the side of the road. It's not a flat. I can see that. What is this? He's pointing at his mouth. Could we have a dental problem? The team car is there. They've gone to the back and... well of course, it's a banana split with all the helpings and now fatty #1 has stopped further up the course having spotted this. He's not the type to pass on a banana split. We know this from his tremendous girth. He's thrown his machine to the curb and is running back on his cleats and, oh! He's tackled the mechanic and has made off with the banana split with fatty #2 in hop pursuit. Well, John, this isn't what we'd expect to see in a mountain stage at the Tour, but enjoyable nonetheless.
John Tesh? That goes back quite a few years.
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Old 10-01.-2008, 12:06 PM   #93
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The show is upon us boys!! It is coming!!!


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The show is upon us boys!! It is coming!!!

And we won't be watching it because of your spamming.
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And we won't be watching it because of your spamming.
spamming on multiple forums. sheesh, be careful cyclingcyclone, spamming might lead to getting wenzeled...
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spamming on multiple forums. sheesh, be careful cyclingcyclone, spamming might lead to getting wenzeled...
Or,much worse, a savage Helmut-ing.
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Old 12-01.-2008, 06:19 AM   #97
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You guys counting down the hours?
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Old 12-01.-2008, 06:51 AM   #98
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Hey, look what I found over at DP: Reality TV star: "Cycling is a doping freak show"
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Hey, look what I found over at DP: Reality TV star: "Cycling is a doping freak show"
What ya doin advertising the show over there?....

Cyclingcyclone is a liar. What an advertisement for Discovery Channel.
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What ya doin advertising the show over there?....

Cyclingcyclone is a liar. What an advertisement for Discovery Channel.

I guess he figures bad pub is better than no pub at all.
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Yep, cc has spammed multiple forums with this: roadbikereview, bikeforums, DP, this one.... and I'm sure others. And he had to join each forum to post the same info

But he's not involved with the show.... yeah right.

oh and I'm NOT watching the show.
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Yep, cc has spammed multiple forums with this: roadbikereview, bikeforums, DP, this one.... and I'm sure others. And he had to join each forum to post the same info

But he's not involved with the show.... yeah right.

oh and I'm NOT watching the show.
Not only NOT watching the show...I've boycotted DC. Any TV station that injects these slobs into the TdF hooplah, employs these publicity tactics, and then lies about their involvement in the obvious spam, is not worth the press of the remote.

And I used to be a big watcher of DC documentaries once.
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Naw, not boycotting DC, I like Dirty Jobs & Mythbusters for example.
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Naw, not boycotting DC, I like Dirty Jobs & Mythbusters for example.


Ha, I saw an ad for a new DC show: Smash Lab. It sounded like Mythbusters on steroids (oops). Definitely going to give it a try (Smash Lab that is, not the TdF slobfest)
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Ha, I saw an ad for a new DC show: Smash Lab. It sounded like Mythbusters on steroids (oops). Definitely going to give it a try (Smash Lab that is, not the TdF slobfest)
Haven't seen that ad, but with TiVO I rarely see ads. Sheesh they already destroy a lot of stuff on mythbusters so.....
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