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Old 12-12.-2007, 07:27 AM   #61
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I bet that is not exactly what he said, besides thats why they make glasses.
You mean like power tool safety glasses? Does that save your eyes from going blind?


Okay. We need more pics ladies and gents. Our thread magazine circulation is getting up to 1,000 views but we need to multiply that by 1,000.

However, I realize I've transferred the cumulative work, spread over two years, of multiple researchers in the "Best Looking Female Cyclist" thread, in just the last 2 days.

We can always photoshop a bike into the picture.
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Old 12-12.-2007, 11:13 AM   #62
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Another one from the other thread, but we're going to need some fresh input soon.
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Ok. This is photo just serves to make all the others look better.
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And quickly following on with...
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I hesitated to do this, but.....one of the girls in this picture--a picture of my circle of friends--rode a bicycle to this photo shoot. Honest. I wouldn't lie about something like that.
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Important Message - The views and pictorial repesentations contributed on this forum by other members are totally out of the hands of the OP, Cranky. In no way do some of these images reflect the moral boundaries of the OP. If you wanna look at "em, thats your business. The OP didn't see the above image of course, but could just make out from the thumbnail, that the image possibly revealed parts of the anatomy, that he wouldn't be interested in looking at....at all.
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Old 12-12.-2007, 12:26 PM   #67
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Important Message - The views and pictorial repesentations contributed on this forum by other members are totally out of the hands of the OP, Cranky. In no way do some of these images reflect the moral boundaries of the OP. If you wanna look at "em, thats your business. The OP didn't see the above image of course, but could just make out from the thumbnail, that the image possibly revealed parts of the anatomy, that he wouldn't be interested inl looking at....at all.


No, no, no. The picture posted is a "human" wheel, wherein the spokes are womynz. That's all.
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Alienator, you made me look. I am now tainted. I have been lead astray...can't help ...my..self...
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Judging by this picture from your profile, I think you were astray when you walked through the door.

The proof, they say, is right there in the palm of your hand:

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Its like you set-up a clean-cut Victoria Secret store in a mall, and before long you have creepy old men wandering around checking out mannekins and holding panties up and telling you its for their wife.

Alienator, you're alienating the middle class clientele that were the intended customers of this thread, with these disgusting pictures of yourself and your hand.

Now for the respected customers, coming from the same forum friend who brought you Boonen the Gladiator, I present to you Cyclocross - with mtv soundtrack:

(definitely worth a click )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U3MLKITMuw
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I guess it's time to steer this thread back on course. Here's another cross video.....of sorts. Why is it that cross and cramps seem to go together?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5mH...feature=related
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I guess it's time to steer this thread back on course. Here's another cross video.....of sorts. Why is it that cross and cramps seem to go together?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5mH...feature=related
Was that you playing rhythm guitar in the back? I'm assuming your avatar is a picture of you. They did wonders in the film clip with your make-up.

Something more for viewers: This is nns1400 at the Tour of Missouri:
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And a sleek rider here to say the least...
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I hesitated to do this, but.....one of the girls in this picture--a picture of my circle of friends--rode a bicycle to this photo shoot. Honest. I wouldn't lie about something like that.
LOL. Abby Winters loves a hairy poonani.
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I hesitated to do this, but.....one of the girls in this picture--a picture of my circle of friends--rode a bicycle to this photo shoot. Honest. I wouldn't lie about something like that.



This photo raises an important question. How long wolud it take to "lay" that many girls in a circle.
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