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| View Poll Results: Is Matrixism a viable religion? | |||
| Yes. It's just as valid as Christianity, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam or Judaism. |
  
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03-03.-2008, 01:36 PM
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Re: A Bicycle Religion?
OWWWW!!!! That has got to hurt!
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03-03.-2008, 02:16 PM
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Re: A Bicycle Religion?
A guy I was riding with yesterday has a FD that is made from the parts of a Camp FD and a Shimano FD. So where does that sit in the religion?
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03-03.-2008, 02:33 PM
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Re: A Bicycle Religion?
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He's a witch. Burn him.
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"You are like the wind and I like the lion. You form the tempest. The sand stings my eyes and the ground is parched. I roar in defiance but you do not hear. But between us there is a difference. I, like the lion, must remain in my place. While you like the wind will never know yours." -- Mulay Hamid El Raisuli, Lord of the Riff, Sultan to the Berbers, Last of the Barbary Pirates |
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03-03.-2008, 02:39 PM
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Re: A Bicycle Religion?
as you know, witches float, since they are made of wood. Throw the person in water, deep water, if they float, kill them as they are a witch. If they drownd, they are not a witch since they didn't float and are therefore OK. See Monty Python for exact parameters.
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03-03.-2008, 02:52 PM
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05-03.-2008, 06:59 AM
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The key parameter is that witches weigh the same as a duck. And I also think if you worship the wrong God, I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! |
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05-03.-2008, 08:51 AM
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We took my kids, 10 and 8 at the time, to Spamalot, the people around us were freaking out when my kids knew most every line and would start laughing at scenes as soon as the curtain went up. On a Saturday night when there is nothing on TV, what do they want to watch? Disney? Something from Dreamworks? NO they want to watch Monty Python. |
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05-03.-2008, 11:24 AM
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05-03.-2008, 01:12 PM
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06-03.-2008, 05:41 AM
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Well, I can relate, my 10 yr old son's teacher didn't really like that he was telling girls on the playground that he would "wave his private parts at their aunties" ... but the HG is still a staple in our DVD player  This is just so classic ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs I nearly wet myself seeing it in Spamalot too My poor nephew -- his name as Eric, and since he was a little boy I have been calling him a "half a bee" -- another really funny MP skit ...Eric is now a pretty prominent collegiate bike racer... https://www.usacycling.org/results/?compid=206020 I was teasing him in the fall after the road racing the season -- "imagine what he could do if he was a whole bee !" Silly, I know. He's old enough now I thik he just thinks I'm nuts. |
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06-03.-2008, 05:58 AM
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