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Old 14-05.-2008, 07:07 AM   #1
critposer
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Default More Assos Insanity

Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
body panels.

$319.99

Must be the Euro.

If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
undershirt) ($120).
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Old 14-05.-2008, 11:06 AM   #2
John Forrest Tomlinson
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
<critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>body panels.
>
>$319.99
>
>Must be the Euro.
>
>If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>undershirt) ($120).



They see me rollin'

They hatin'

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Old 14-05.-2008, 11:07 AM   #3
John Forrest Tomlinson
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
<critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>body panels.
>
>$319.99
>
>Must be the Euro.
>
>If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>undershirt) ($120).


Yeah, that's nuts. What is it now, $5K for a weeks worth of riding
clothes?
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Old 14-05.-2008, 11:49 AM   #4
Kurgan Gringioni
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

On May 13, 2:07*pm, critposer <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> body panels.
>
> $319.99
>
> Must be the Euro.
>
> If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> undershirt) ($120).




Dumbass -


You still haven't figured out the intricacies of "pricing for Freds"
have you?

It's pretty damn simple. If it's more expensive, then it must be
cooler.


thanks,

K. Gringioni.
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Old 14-05.-2008, 12:59 PM   #5
Fred Fredburger
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

critposer wrote:
> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> body panels.
>
> $319.99
>
> Must be the Euro.
>
> If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> undershirt) ($120).


OOOOoooo! Do they come in XXXL?
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Old 14-05.-2008, 03:15 PM   #6
Howard Kveck
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

In article <2oudnUORR6PkyLfVnZ2dnUVZ_gydnZ2d@comcast.com>,
Fred Fredburger <Fred.Fredburger@Where.Are.The.Nachos.Huh> wrote:

> critposer wrote:
> > Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> > nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> > body panels.
> >
> > $319.99
> >
> > Must be the Euro.
> >
> > If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> > ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> > undershirt) ($120).

>
> OOOOoooo! Do they come in XXXL?


It starts in XXXL.

--
tanx,
Howard

Whatever happened to
Leon Trotsky?
He got an icepick
That made his ears burn.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
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Old 14-05.-2008, 09:37 PM   #7
John Forrest Tomlinson
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

On Tue, 13 May 2008 22:15:27 -0700, Howard Kveck
<YOURhoward@h-SHOESbomb.com> wrote:

>In article <2oudnUORR6PkyLfVnZ2dnUVZ_gydnZ2d@comcast.com>,
> Fred Fredburger <Fred.Fredburger@Where.Are.The.Nachos.Huh> wrote:
>
>> critposer wrote:
>> > Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>> > nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>> > body panels.
>> >
>> > $319.99
>> >
>> > Must be the Euro.
>> >
>> > If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>> > ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>> > undershirt) ($120).

>>
>> OOOOoooo! Do they come in XXXL?

>
> It starts in XXXL.


POTM
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Old 15-05.-2008, 12:19 AM   #8
Ryan Cousineau
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8jet@4ax.com>,
John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetremove@jt10000.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> <critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> >body panels.
> >
> >$319.99
> >
> >Must be the Euro.
> >
> >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> >undershirt) ($120).

>
>
> They see me rollin'
>
> They hatin'


You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.

http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84
http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."
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Old 15-05.-2008, 04:44 AM   #9
benn.trovato@hotmail.com
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

On May 14, 7:19 am, Ryan Cousineau <rcous...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8...@4ax.com>,
> John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetrem...@jt10000.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> > <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
> > >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> > >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> > >body panels.

>
> > >$319.99

>
> > >Must be the Euro.

>
> > >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> > >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> > >undershirt) ($120).

>
> > They see me rollin'

>
> > They hatin'

>
> You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft
>


http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpre...10/61-bicycles/
Although I'm not really sure of your point.
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Old 15-05.-2008, 06:01 AM   #10
Ryan Cousineau
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

In article
<f40625eb-e2a5-4798-8f7c-350173d444b4@a70g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
benn.trovato@hotmail.com wrote:

> On May 14, 7:19 am, Ryan Cousineau <rcous...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8...@4ax.com>,
> > John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetrem...@jt10000.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > > On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> > > <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> >
> > > >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> > > >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> > > >body panels.

> >
> > > >$319.99

> >
> > > >Must be the Euro.

> >
> > > >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> > > >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> > > >undershirt) ($120).

> >
> > > They see me rollin'

> >
> > > They hatin'

> >
> > You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft
> >

>
> http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpre...10/61-bicycles/
> Although I'm not really sure of your point.


I'm suggesting JT has more in common with Al Yankovic than
Chamillionaire.

<http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric....Bone-lyrics-Cha
millionaire/1FB08E2507B73451482570BE000AB5C0>

Or perhaps, less provocatively, more in common with MC Frontalot than
Chamillionaire.

<http://frontalot.com/media.php/19/m...nd_-_10_braggad
ocio.mp3>

And yes, I am a bad person. I'm working on that. The problem may be that
I haven't had a drink since Monday night.

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@gmail.com http://www.wiredcola.com/
"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."
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Old 15-05.-2008, 06:13 AM   #11
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On May 13, 2:07*pm, critposer <critpo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> body panels.
>
> $319.99
>
> Must be the Euro.
>
> If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> ($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> undershirt) ($120).


Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me
to have the clothing insured.

Are they offering a package deal of credit and inusurance?
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Old 15-05.-2008, 07:15 AM   #12
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

critposer wrote:
>> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>> body panels.
>> $319.99


SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
> Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me to
> have the clothing insured.


But your pets will go hungry and afternoon rideless if you go on an assos
splurge.

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Old 15-05.-2008, 09:03 AM   #13
John Forrest Tomlinson
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Default Re: More Assos Insanity

On Wed, 14 May 2008 14:19:32 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <rcousine@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8jet@4ax.com>,
> John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetremove@jt10000.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
>> <critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
>> >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
>> >body panels.
>> >
>> >$319.99
>> >
>> >Must be the Euro.
>> >
>> >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
>> >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
>> >undershirt) ($120).

>>
>>
>> They see me rollin'
>>
>> They hatin'

>
>You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
>
>http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84
>http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft


Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

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Old 15-05.-2008, 10:51 AM   #14
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In article <ptrm249n33vo5h1ii8iss13t94i5nnub1v@4ax.com>,
John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetremove@jt10000.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 14 May 2008 14:19:32 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <rcousine@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <jkek24l9dpetn6kft5q2u78n8cukhq8jet@4ax.com>,
> > John Forrest Tomlinson <usenetremove@jt10000.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 13 May 2008 14:07:17 -0700 (PDT), critposer
> >> <critposer@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> >> >nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black slee


ves, solid color
> >> >body panels.
> >> >
> >> >$319.99
> >> >
> >> >Must be the Euro.
> >> >
> >> >If you're feeling too poor for that, you can get some Assos toe covers
> >> >($38), a "summer glove" ($55), or a "summer body insulator" (a.k.a.
> >> >undershirt) ($120).
> >>
> >>
> >> They see me rollin'
> >>
> >> They hatin'

> >
> >You're not fooling anyone, Yalie.
> >
> >http://tinyurl.com/5z3a84
> >http://tinyurl.com/2wkpft

>
> Don't hate the playa, hate the game.


Mr. Tomlinson, The Man would like to have a word with you.

Okay, yeah, it's jealousy talking,

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"In other newsgroups, they killfile trolls."
"In rec.bicycles.racing, we coach them."
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Old 15-05.-2008, 12:45 PM   #15
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In article <482b5652$0$19356$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com>,
Donald Munro <fat-dumbass@hotmail.com> wrote:

> critposer wrote:
> >> Latest Colorado Cyclist catalog, Assos SS 13 Jersey, page 56. Just a
> >> nondescript short-sleeve jersey, long zip, black sleeves, solid color
> >> body panels.
> >> $319.99

>
> SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
> > Since I'll have to take out a loan, I assume the creditor will want me to
> > have the clothing insured.

>
> But your pets will go hungry and afternoon rideless if you go on an assos
> splurge.


They need to shed a 30 pounds anyway.

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