Limerics (again)



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Richard Bates

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Final lines please - The best will win a prize of a used brake block
(winner pays first class courier postage)

To ride a zero toothed sprocket
One must carry a black hole in their pocket
Only then may one go
But to where one won't know,
.........


Mr Muddle, he was such a fool,
Buying a rubber multi-tool,
It bent in his fist,
When he gave it a twist
.........


In case of a really steep hill
Scientists have invented a pill
For cyclists to ingest
And climb without a rest
.........


The Shimano groupset XT
Is no better than their cheaper Tourney
But it costs a lot more
From a bicycle store
........


Love and hugs from Rich x

--
Jesus was apparently betrayed by 8.3% of his disciples.
 
Here goes:


In case of a really steep hill
Scientists have invented a pill
For cyclists to ingest
And climb without a rest
But EPO still fits the bill


The Shimano groupset XT
Is no better than their cheaper Tourney
But it costs a lot more
From a bicycle store
So you know youre better of with Campy (Sorry but it didn;t rhyme with Campag)


Bryan
 
Richard Bates wrote:
> Final lines please - The best will win a prize of a used brake block
> (winner pays first class courier postage)
>
> To ride a zero toothed sprocket
> One must carry a black hole in their pocket
> Only then may one go
> But to where one won't know,


But we'll follow behind you by rocket.

>
> Mr Muddle, he was such a fool,
> Buying a rubber multi-tool,
> It bent in his fist,
> When he gave it a twist


It usually does, as a rule.

>
> In case of a really steep hill
> Scientists have invented a pill
> For cyclists to ingest
> And climb without a rest


But think of the medical bill!

>
> The Shimano groupset XT
> Is no better than their cheaper Tourney
> But it costs a lot more
> From a bicycle store


Although if you nick it, it's free.

--
Dave...
 
"Richard Bates" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Final lines please - The best will win a prize of a used brake block
> (winner pays first class courier postage)
>
> To ride a zero toothed sprocket
> One must carry a black hole in their pocket
> Only then may one go
> But to where one won't know,

Maybe just down the road but don't knock it

> Mr Muddle, he was such a fool,
> Buying a rubber multi-tool,
> It bent in his fist,
> When he gave it a twist

Just like the knob of a mule

(I'll get me coat)

> In case of a really steep hill
> Scientists have invented a pill
> For cyclists to ingest
> And climb without a rest

Then descend fast for a thrill

> The Shimano groupset XT
> Is no better than their cheaper Tourney
> But it costs a lot more
> From a bicycle store

For suckers like you but not me


Pete