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For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html

BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT

Bicycle theft has always been a serious issue for bike owners.
Traditionally, bicycle owners have employed theft resistant locks like
U-Locks, or cables and heavy-duty chains with padlocks. Even then they've
carefully had to select highly visible, well lighted locations, and to
ensure that their precious bike is locked to a fixed object. But the thieves
still sometimes win, and bicycle theft remains a thorn in the side of the
cycling industry.

But thanks to a new product being developed by Bell Bicycle Accessories,
there may be a solution. Engineers working for Bell in a research laboratory
in Switzerland have come up with a paint product that may be the answer to
the longstanding problem of bicycle theft. The revolutionary paint will be
sold under the patented name "BAINT Paint". BAINT is a reversed acronym for
Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles (T.N.I.A.B.).

The formula behind BAINT Paint was first discovered accidentally by a junior
research assistant in the Swiss laboratory. The junior assistant, who has
not been named, apparently added some chemicals by mistake when Bell
engineers were trying to create an imitation White Lightning product for
their new BrainChain line of bicycle maintenance products. When the
assistant spilled some of the resulting mixture over his shoes, he noticed
that his feet had disappeared. After discovering that a single application
of the mysterious paste rendered all objects invisible, the Bell Development
Team realized that they had stumbled upon an invisible paint. They
immediately thought of an application of this amazing new product for the
cycling industry. Bicycle theft could be combatted by painting bikes and
making them invisible, based on the premise that a bicycle that can't be
seen also can't be stolen.

It took Bell engineers over a year to replicate and perfect the formula, in
part because the junior assistant could not recall exactly what chemicals he
had used. But BAINT Paint is now in the last stage of development, and will
soon be available to the general public.

The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles) Paint is
easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied to the
entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two minutes
the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if your bike
is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!

The marketing division of Bell Bicycle Accessories has admitted some
difficulties with the new product. "For one thing", said Marketing Director
Mr. I.C. Hugh Nough, "It's hard to sell a product that you can't see." And
he admits that riding an invisible bike takes some getting used to. "You
need to adjust to not seeing your pedals or your brake levers and gear
shifters," said Mr. Nough. "But you get used to it. You learn to ride by
feel."

Does the paint wear off over time? Mr. Nough doesn't think so. "After
dropping the paint on his shoes, our lab assistant never saw his shoes
again. So you have to be really sure that you're doing the right thing
before using our product. We are working with officials from the State
Department for Public Safety to prevent our product getting in the hands of
children who might not use it for its intended purpose. Availability of our
product will probably be limited exclusively to adults over the age of 18."

At the present time the invisible paint is an irreversible process. "We are
still working on inventing a De-BAINT Paint companion product. The De-BAINT
Paint will be designed to reverse the invisible chemical cycle and restore
visibility of the original paint." But Mr. Nough admits that it could be
some time before the De-BAINT Paint product will be ready. "Our engineers
are still perfecting the formula. Our current research is showing that the
reverse cycle produced by De-BAINT Paint causes structural damage to the
frame. So for now we're just going with the BAINT Paint, and telling people
it is an irreversible procedure at this point."

Although BAINT Paint is not yet on the market for the public, Bell Bicycle
Accessories have released a promotional supply of the invisible paint to
some professional riders. The initial reaction has been very positive, and
BAINT Paint appears set to make a big hit with the cycling community.
Reporters have not been able to witness the application of BAINT Paint, but
media representatives were provided with several photos of the new product,
including some spectacular pictures of the product being used in race
conditions.

Not everyone shares Mr. Nough's enthusiasm for the invisible paint. "Have
you ever wondered how stupid you look without your bike?" said one critic.
"Now you know." But Mr. Nough is convinced that with his product, bicycle
theft will be a thing of the past. "Invisible paint is here for real," he
quipped, "People just need to see it to believe it!"

Posted Wednesday - 2004-11-24 - 23:43:14 EST
by Staff Reporter Verdra H. Ciretop in Toronto
All Rights Unreserved - Loof Lirpa Publishing
Text may be freely copied & redistributed

Don't miss the incredible pictures that come with this article!
http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html
post #2 of 13

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Verdra H. Ciretop wrote:
> For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article


By all means, please do go to hell.

Thank you.
--
BS (no, really)
post #3 of 13

Re: BAINT Paint - amazing new anti-theft product (with pictures)

Out of sight, out of mind, huh? Let's just hope the owner doiesn't
forget where he/she parked! ยง:-3)>

- -

"May you have the wind at your back.
And a really low gear for the hills!"

Chris Zacho ~ "Your Friendly Neighborhood Wheelman"

Chris'Z Corner
http://www.geocities.com/czcorner
post #4 of 13

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Cam wrote
> "Verdra H. Ciretop" <verdra@despammed.com> wrote in message
> news:<F0_rd.24967$Ad3.1885829@news20.bellglobal.com>...
>> For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
>> http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html
>>
>> BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT
>>
>>.
>>
>> The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles) Paint is
>> easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied to
>> the
>> entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
>> fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two
>> minutes
>> the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if your
>> bike
>> is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!
>>
>>

> It must be a similar product to the coating on SUV windows that also
> makes bikes invisible.


It's a formula that's been used for years by night cyclists to make their
headlights and reflectors invisible.

Austin
post #5 of 13

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B i l l S o r n s o n wrote:

> By all means, please do go to hell.
>
> Thank you.


I-t w-a-s a j-o-k-e
post #6 of 13

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Zog The Undeniable wrote:
> B i l l S o r n s o n wrote:
>
>> By all means, please do go to hell.
>>
>> Thank you.

>
> I-t w-a-s a j-o-k-e


That's been posted r-e-p-e-a-t-e-d-l-y in the last w-e-e-k
post #7 of 13

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AustinMN wrote:
> Cam wrote
>
>> "Verdra H. Ciretop" <verdra@despammed.com> wrote in message
>> news:<F0_rd.24967$Ad3.1885829@news20.bellglobal.com>...
>>
>>> For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
>>> http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html
>>>
>>> BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT
>>>
>>> .
>>>
>>> The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles)
>>> Paint is
>>> easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied
>>> to the
>>> entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
>>> fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two
>>> minutes
>>> the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if
>>> your bike
>>> is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!
>>>
>>>

>> It must be a similar product to the coating on SUV windows that also
>> makes bikes invisible.

>
>
> It's a formula that's been used for years by night cyclists to make
> their headlights and reflectors invisible.
>
> Austin


I have just recieved my order from the suppliers. I opened the package
but could not find the enclosed can of Baint or reciept.

Sniper8052
post #8 of 13

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Sniper8052(L96A1) wrote:
>
> I have just recieved my order from the suppliers. I opened
> the package but could not find the enclosed can of Baint or
> reciept.
> Sniper8052


I'm going to put it on my helmet if it becomes compulsory to wear one.
--
Mark

1x1 wheel, 3x2 wheels & 1x3 wheels.
post #9 of 13

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Shane Maven wrote:
>
> BTW, has anyone bumped into my bike? I forgot where I put it after painting
> it with this stuff...
>
>


It b'aint there any more.

Tony
post #10 of 13

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"Verdra H. Ciretop" <verdra@despammed.com> wrote in message
> BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT
> ----------------


in all seriousness.... back in the days of steel frames, I had a
"decent" bike on a college campus where theft was a big problem. I
needed my bike for both daily commuting and weekend racing. what I did
was sand most of the paint off, sprayed on a little water to get some
rust , and then clear-coated it so it wouldn't get any worse.

It was, basically, ugly as sin.

raised a few eyebrows at start lines, but lasted through college
without getting stolen!

d
post #11 of 13

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the.Mark wrote:
> Sniper8052(L96A1) wrote:
>
>>I have just recieved my order from the suppliers. I opened
>>the package but could not find the enclosed can of Baint or
>>reciept.
>>Sniper8052

>
>
> I'm going to put it on my helmet if it becomes compulsory to wear one.


Contact Mr Tachi for one.
http://projects.star.t.u-tokyo.ac.jp...DIA/xv/oc.html

Tony
post #12 of 13

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"Verdra H. Ciretop" <verdra@despammed.com> wrote in message news:<F0_rd.24967$Ad3.1885829@news20.bellglobal.com>...
> For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article here:
> http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html
>
> BELL LAUNCHES INGENIOUS BICYCLE ANTI-THEFT PRODUCT
>
> Bicycle theft has always been a serious issue for bike owners.
> Traditionally, bicycle owners have employed theft resistant locks like
> U-Locks, or cables and heavy-duty chains with padlocks. Even then they've
> carefully had to select highly visible, well lighted locations, and to
> ensure that their precious bike is locked to a fixed object. But the thieves
> still sometimes win, and bicycle theft remains a thorn in the side of the
> cycling industry.
>
> But thanks to a new product being developed by Bell Bicycle Accessories,
> there may be a solution. Engineers working for Bell in a research laboratory
> in Switzerland have come up with a paint product that may be the answer to
> the longstanding problem of bicycle theft. The revolutionary paint will be
> sold under the patented name "BAINT Paint". BAINT is a reversed acronym for
> Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles (T.N.I.A.B.).
>
> The formula behind BAINT Paint was first discovered accidentally by a junior
> research assistant in the Swiss laboratory. The junior assistant, who has
> not been named, apparently added some chemicals by mistake when Bell
> engineers were trying to create an imitation White Lightning product for
> their new BrainChain line of bicycle maintenance products. When the
> assistant spilled some of the resulting mixture over his shoes, he noticed
> that his feet had disappeared. After discovering that a single application
> of the mysterious paste rendered all objects invisible, the Bell Development
> Team realized that they had stumbled upon an invisible paint. They
> immediately thought of an application of this amazing new product for the
> cycling industry. Bicycle theft could be combatted by painting bikes and
> making them invisible, based on the premise that a bicycle that can't be
> seen also can't be stolen.
>
> It took Bell engineers over a year to replicate and perfect the formula, in
> part because the junior assistant could not recall exactly what chemicals he
> had used. But BAINT Paint is now in the last stage of development, and will
> soon be available to the general public.
>
> The BAINT (Theft Neutralizer Invisible Application for Bicycles) Paint is
> easy to use. First a single coat of the BAINT Paint must be applied to the
> entire bicycle. This must be followed by an immediate application of a
> fast-acting catalyst spray (BAINT Paint Spray Pro), and within two minutes
> the bicycle becomes completely invisible. The good news is that if your bike
> is invisible, bicycle thieves can't find it!
>
> The marketing division of Bell Bicycle Accessories has admitted some
> difficulties with the new product. "For one thing", said Marketing Director
> Mr. I.C. Hugh Nough, "It's hard to sell a product that you can't see." And
> he admits that riding an invisible bike takes some getting used to. "You
> need to adjust to not seeing your pedals or your brake levers and gear
> shifters," said Mr. Nough. "But you get used to it. You learn to ride by
> feel."
>
> Does the paint wear off over time? Mr. Nough doesn't think so. "After
> dropping the paint on his shoes, our lab assistant never saw his shoes
> again. So you have to be really sure that you're doing the right thing
> before using our product. We are working with officials from the State
> Department for Public Safety to prevent our product getting in the hands of
> children who might not use it for its intended purpose. Availability of our
> product will probably be limited exclusively to adults over the age of 18."
>
> At the present time the invisible paint is an irreversible process. "We are
> still working on inventing a De-BAINT Paint companion product. The De-BAINT
> Paint will be designed to reverse the invisible chemical cycle and restore
> visibility of the original paint." But Mr. Nough admits that it could be
> some time before the De-BAINT Paint product will be ready. "Our engineers
> are still perfecting the formula. Our current research is showing that the
> reverse cycle produced by De-BAINT Paint causes structural damage to the
> frame. So for now we're just going with the BAINT Paint, and telling people
> it is an irreversible procedure at this point."
>
> Although BAINT Paint is not yet on the market for the public, Bell Bicycle
> Accessories have released a promotional supply of the invisible paint to
> some professional riders. The initial reaction has been very positive, and
> BAINT Paint appears set to make a big hit with the cycling community.
> Reporters have not been able to witness the application of BAINT Paint, but
> media representatives were provided with several photos of the new product,
> including some spectacular pictures of the product being used in race
> conditions.
>
> Not everyone shares Mr. Nough's enthusiasm for the invisible paint. "Have
> you ever wondered how stupid you look without your bike?" said one critic.
> "Now you know." But Mr. Nough is convinced that with his product, bicycle
> theft will be a thing of the past. "Invisible paint is here for real," he
> quipped, "People just need to see it to believe it!"
>
> Posted Wednesday - 2004-11-24 - 23:43:14 EST
> by Staff Reporter Verdra H. Ciretop in Toronto
> All Rights Unreserved - Loof Lirpa Publishing
> Text may be freely copied & redistributed
>
> Don't miss the incredible pictures that come with this article!
> http://www.geocities.com/verdrahciretop/invisibike.html


I smell Sheldon all over this.
post #13 of 13

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John McGraw wrote:
> "Verdra H. Ciretop" <verdra@despammed.com> wrote in message
> news:<F0_rd.24967$Ad3.1885829@news20.bellglobal.com>...


>> For pictures you'll find hard to believe, see the original article


> I smell Sheldon all over this.


Except he'd be considerate enough to TRIM ALL THE CRAP before posting a
one-sentence reply.
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