From the folks that brought you Oliver's Yes Tubes

"P e t e F a g e r l i n" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg

Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail somewhere...

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

"P e t e F a g e r l i n" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> An exciting new product that is sure to revolutionize the somewhat staid chainstay protector
> market while at the same time offering an amazing amount of protection.
>
> Oliver's Oh Yes!!, Oh Yes!!, Oh Yess! chainstay protector is nearing release. Here's a picture
> from a recent product testing session.
>
> http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg

***** voodoo, my ass.

DOH!

Bill "or whatever that joke's punchline is" S.

>>http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg
>
>
> Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail somewhere...
>
> - CA-G
>
> Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!
>

Carla wants it back.

"Sorni" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> ***** voodoo, my ass.
>
> DOH!
>
> Bill "or whatever that joke's punchline is" S.

Bill, you shouldn't put "*****" and "ass" in the same sentence...

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

"kanotspell" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> >
> >>http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg
> >
> >
> > Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail somewhere...
> >
> > - CA-G
> >
> > Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!
> >
>
> Carla wants it back.

Did I even make any inclination that it belonged to me? I don't even ride the same trails as
Pete...can't be mine.

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

"P e t e F a g e r l i n" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> An exciting new product that is sure to revolutionize the somewhat staid chainstay protector
> market while at the same time offering an amazing amount of protection.
>
> Oliver's Oh Yes!!, Oh Yes!!, Oh Yess! chainstay protector is nearing release. Here's a picture
> from a recent product testing session.
>
> http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg

Went on a ride last week where some idiot had sabotaged one of the trails with watermelon sized
rocks and branches of thorns. We spend some time clearing the rocks out, but couldn't get all the
thorn branches out. Some were buried in soft powery dirt. All of us got thorn punctures.
Fortunately, all were slow leaks so everyone elected to just repump the tires since we were almost
done anyway. Everyone had to change tubes when they got home except me. My Ghetto Yes Tubes worked
like a charm. I pulled the thorn out and watched the milky white stuff spurt out. It eventually
petered out and sealed the tire before it could become completely flacid.

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 15:02:28 -0400, "Carla A-G" <[email protected]> wrote:

>"P e t e F a g e r l i n" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg
>
>Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail somewhere...

Part of a practical joke that went like this:

Group break in the middle of a 5 hour Tahoe XC fest.

I slyly ask if anyone has a crank puller since I claim my BB needs to be tightened.

Marc takes of his enormous pack, sets it on the ground, and begins to unload stuff to see if he
brought a crank puller, as the group looks on.

A pair of panties is tossed out onto the ground.

A huge roll of duct tape follows.

A full-sized hammer is next.

Then his dad's vietnam-era combat knife.

Then the didlo, which bounces quite nicely and rolls to a stop.

His reply:

Nope, no crank puller.

>>>>http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg
>>>
>>>
>>>Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail somewhere...
>>>
>>
>>Carla wants it back.
>
>
> Did I even make any inclination that it belonged to me? I don't even ride the same trails as
> Pete...can't be mine.
>

joke n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a
punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.
5. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
6. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of
the office.

Not necessarily a good one, but a joke nonetheless.

"kanotspell" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> joke n.
>
> 1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a
> punch line.
> 2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
> 3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
> 4. Informal.
> 1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
> 2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the
> office.
>
> Not necessarily a good one, but a joke nonetheless.

I was not amused...

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 12:18:43 -0700, P e t e F a g e r l i n did issue forth:

> Part of a practical joke that went like this:

<snip>

> Nope, no crank puller.

Great one, I can just picture it now.

Hell of a lot of preparation for a four word punchline though.

Huw "Chickens. Roads. Etc..." Pritchard

"P e t e F a g e r l i n" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> An exciting new product that is sure to revolutionize the somewhat staid chainstay protector
> market while at the same time offering an amazing amount of protection.
>
> Oliver's Oh Yes!!, Oh Yes!!, Oh Yess! chainstay protector is nearing release. Here's a picture
> from a recent product testing session.
>
> http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg

I think those Oliver's folks must be a bunch of pervs!

Matt (oh the horror!)

"Carla A-G" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> "Sorni" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > ***** voodoo, my ass.
> >
> > DOH!
> >
> > Bill "or whatever that joke's punchline is" S.
>
> Bill, you shouldn't put "*****" and "ass" in the same sentence...

No kidding! But I *swear* there's a joke that ends with that line, and I was merely repeating it.

Really!

Honest.

Sigh...

Bill "someone help me out here" S.

PS: Nevermind, I Googled it! http://www.jokebarn.com/showjoke.php?JokeID=1170

Whew. Sweet vinDICKation

P e t e F a g e r l i n <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> An exciting new product that is sure to revolutionize the somewhat staid chainstay protector
> market while at the same time offering an amazing amount of protection.
>
> Oliver's Oh Yes!!, Oh Yes!!, Oh Yess! chainstay protector is nearing release. Here's a picture
> from a recent product testing session.
>
> http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg

I think your wife is gonna be mad you got chain lube on it.

Come to think of it, maybe not...

Spider

"P e t e F a g e r l i n" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> An exciting new product that is sure to revolutionize the somewhat staid chainstay protector
> market while at the same time offering an amazing amount of protection.
>
> Oliver's Oh Yes!!, Oh Yes!!, Oh Yess! chainstay protector is nearing release. Here's a picture
> from a recent product testing session.
>
> http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg

Does it come in purple?

Gary in VA

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 11:41:44 -0700, P e t e F a g e r l i n <[email protected]> wrote:

>An exciting new product that is sure to revolutionize the somewhat staid chainstay protector market
>while at the same time offering an amazing amount of protection.
>
>Oliver's Oh Yes!!, Oh Yes!!, Oh Yess! chainstay protector is nearing release. Here's a picture from
>a recent product testing session.
>
>http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg

Damn P e t e! I bet that really hurt TBF. He'll never be the same. Oh the humanity!

Bill(Has P e t e gone mad....again?)Wheeler

The mind serves properly as a window glass rather than as a reflector, that is, the mind should give
an immediate view instead of an interpretation of the world.
:-]

>Part of a practical joke that went like this:
>
>Group break in the middle of a 5 hour Tahoe XC fest.
>
>I slyly ask if anyone has a crank puller since I claim my BB needs to be tightened.
>
>Marc takes of his enormous pack, sets it on the ground, and begins to unload stuff to see if he
>brought a crank puller, as the group looks on.
>
>A pair of panties is tossed out onto the ground.
>
>A huge roll of duct tape follows.
>
>A full-sized hammer is next.
>
>Then his dad's vietnam-era combat knife.
>
>Then the didlo, which bounces quite nicely and rolls to a stop.
>
>His reply:
>
>Nope, no crank puller.

Awe, now who's pullin who's crank?

Bill(I'm not buy that '**** and bull' story)Wheeler

The mind serves properly as a window glass rather than as a reflector, that is, the mind should give
an immediate view instead of an interpretation of the world.
:-]

"P e t e F a g e r l i n" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> An exciting new product that is sure to revolutionize the somewhat staid chainstay protector
> market while at the same time offering an amazing amount of protection.
>
> Oliver's Oh Yes!!, Oh Yes!!, Oh Yess! chainstay protector is nearing release. Here's a picture
> from a recent product testing session.
>
> http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg

Will that fit on my Demo 9 when I get it in December? 9" probably wont be big enough for that "
chainstay protector"

TJ

Carla A-G <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> "kanotspell" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > >
> > >>http://home.pacbell.net/psf0/ohyes.jpg
> > >
> > >
> > > Tell me that you found that thing lying in the middle of the trail somewhere...
> > >
> > > - CA-G
> > >
> > > Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!
> > >
> >
> > Carla wants it back.
>
> Did I even make any inclination that it belonged to me? I don't even ride the same trails as
> Pete...can't be mine.

Besides, you counted yours and they're all still there, right? ',;~}~

Shaun aRe

"Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Besides, you counted yours and they're all still there, right? ',;~}~

I let you borrow several of them, remember? Can I have them back now? Oh, nevermind, I don't want
them back anymore

- CA-G

Can-Am Girls Kick Ass!