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Yves Ladouche
Guest
Hello Gentlemen of RBR,
The other day I was on a ride around town and as I rode through the alley
behind the local bicycle shop I joined up with a guy who fixes bikes there.
He said he was starting his training ride so we rode for a while together.
About halfway to the river he stopped to take a leak. So I slowed down so he
could catch up with me but he started yelling at me to stop. He yelled out
that I should come back. I'm thinking that his just rode over a broken beer
bottle or something so I turned around. I got near to him and he was just
staring at me with his junk in his hands. He said that he couldn't pee
alone. And I was like "Uh huh. What the hell is wrong with you?" And he said
that I'm not supposed to ride away from a guy who has to pee on the side of
the road. And didn't I know that? So I'm like "What - In fagville?" And he
said "No - I'm not a ***. I'm a bike racer!"
So, I'm not a bike racer, and I didn't know what he meant anyway. So I left
him there alone. So then I started looking around the Internet for bike
racing info and I see people talking about how it's not right to ride away
from a bike racer who's taking a leak on the side of the road. And I'm
thinking that can't be right. Everybody is supposed to pee together?
Is that right? They have synchronized peeing in races? Is that French or
something?
The other day I was on a ride around town and as I rode through the alley
behind the local bicycle shop I joined up with a guy who fixes bikes there.
He said he was starting his training ride so we rode for a while together.
About halfway to the river he stopped to take a leak. So I slowed down so he
could catch up with me but he started yelling at me to stop. He yelled out
that I should come back. I'm thinking that his just rode over a broken beer
bottle or something so I turned around. I got near to him and he was just
staring at me with his junk in his hands. He said that he couldn't pee
alone. And I was like "Uh huh. What the hell is wrong with you?" And he said
that I'm not supposed to ride away from a guy who has to pee on the side of
the road. And didn't I know that? So I'm like "What - In fagville?" And he
said "No - I'm not a ***. I'm a bike racer!"
So, I'm not a bike racer, and I didn't know what he meant anyway. So I left
him there alone. So then I started looking around the Internet for bike
racing info and I see people talking about how it's not right to ride away
from a bike racer who's taking a leak on the side of the road. And I'm
thinking that can't be right. Everybody is supposed to pee together?
Is that right? They have synchronized peeing in races? Is that French or
something?