Chuckle of the Day



"Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote in news:drd7kp$8q4$1
@news.monmouth.com:

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> "Andy" <q> wrote
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>> http://www.tinyurl.com/7lnv9

>
> That's a riot. And I bet every single person counts the
> items, did you?
>
> nancy



nancy,

Sure did, but at my ACME, one express lane checker told me "I don't care,
I still have to stand here." ;)

Andy
 
"Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote in news:drd7kp$8q4$1
@news.monmouth.com:

>
> "Andy" <q> wrote
>
>> http://www.tinyurl.com/7lnv9

>
> That's a riot. And I bet every single person counts the
> items, did you?
>
> nancy



nancy,

Sure did, but at my ACME, one express lane checker told me "I don't care,
I still have to stand here." ;)

Andy
 
"Andy" <q> wrote

> "Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote


>> That's a riot. And I bet every single person counts the
>> items, did you?


> nancy,
>
> Sure did, but at my ACME, one express lane checker told me "I don't care,
> I still have to stand here." ;)


Heh ... I meant in the cartoon, but in life I'm of the 'close enough' camp,
so you can hate me if you want. Daggers in the back of my head. Hey,
I'd like to be behind me on line with the extra item or 2 than the person
with only 3 items who appears shocked! yes, shocked! that they are
expected to pay for the stuff and only then start hunting for their wallet.

nancy
 
"Andy" <q> wrote

> "Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote


>> That's a riot. And I bet every single person counts the
>> items, did you?


> nancy,
>
> Sure did, but at my ACME, one express lane checker told me "I don't care,
> I still have to stand here." ;)


Heh ... I meant in the cartoon, but in life I'm of the 'close enough' camp,
so you can hate me if you want. Daggers in the back of my head. Hey,
I'd like to be behind me on line with the extra item or 2 than the person
with only 3 items who appears shocked! yes, shocked! that they are
expected to pay for the stuff and only then start hunting for their wallet.

nancy
 
"Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote in news:drd8ck$97b$1
@news.monmouth.com:

> Heh ... I meant in the cartoon,



nancy,

I knew that. I had to be sure the comic artist didn't make a mistake!
(laugh)

All the best,

Andy
 
"Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote in news:drd8ck$97b$1
@news.monmouth.com:

> Heh ... I meant in the cartoon,



nancy,

I knew that. I had to be sure the comic artist didn't make a mistake!
(laugh)

All the best,

Andy
 
"Andy" <q> wrote
> "Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote


>> Heh ... I meant in the cartoon,


> I knew that. I had to be sure the comic artist didn't make a mistake!
> (laugh)


I wanted to see what the 'over tolerance' was (laugh).

nancy
 
"Andy" <q> wrote
> "Nancy Young" <[email protected]> wrote


>> Heh ... I meant in the cartoon,


> I knew that. I had to be sure the comic artist didn't make a mistake!
> (laugh)


I wanted to see what the 'over tolerance' was (laugh).

nancy
 
Oh, and Andy, did you see, Acme parent company was sold,
some company bought out Albertsons. I don't have a good
feeling about this.

Anyone out there have experience with stores named Supervalu,
something like that?

nancy
 
Oh, and Andy, did you see, Acme parent company was sold,
some company bought out Albertsons. I don't have a good
feeling about this.

Anyone out there have experience with stores named Supervalu,
something like that?

nancy
 
On Fri 27 Jan 2006 06:36:22a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Nancy Young?

>
> "Andy" <q> wrote
>
>> http://www.tinyurl.com/7lnv9

>
> That's a riot. And I bet every single person counts the
> items, did you?
>
> nancy


Actually, I do count my items, and I stare daggers at and mutter under my
breath the person ahead of me who clearly did not. A trap door would be an
answer to a prayer!

--
Wayne Boatwright Õ¿Õ¬
________________________________________

Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!
 
On Fri 27 Jan 2006 06:36:22a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Nancy Young?

>
> "Andy" <q> wrote
>
>> http://www.tinyurl.com/7lnv9

>
> That's a riot. And I bet every single person counts the
> items, did you?
>
> nancy


Actually, I do count my items, and I stare daggers at and mutter under my
breath the person ahead of me who clearly did not. A trap door would be an
answer to a prayer!

--
Wayne Boatwright Õ¿Õ¬
________________________________________

Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!
 
Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> looking for trouble
wrote in news:[email protected]:

> On Fri 27 Jan 2006 06:36:22a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Nancy
> Young?
>
>>
>> "Andy" <q> wrote
>>
>>> http://www.tinyurl.com/7lnv9

>>
>> That's a riot. And I bet every single person counts the
>> items, did you?
>>
>> nancy

>
> Actually, I do count my items, and I stare daggers at and mutter under
> my breath the person ahead of me who clearly did not. A trap door
> would be an answer to a prayer!
>


LOL... What about the people with 30 items in the cart that state "It's 2
separate orders"? The self check out lane is getting just as bad in some
stores as well. They'll load up a cart, hit the self check out lane and
not understand how to use it. It'll take them twice as long to get out of
the store than it did if they had waited in line like everyone else in the
regular lanes.

Michael

--
Pics aren't great but here are 2 of my 4 brats.
Hoot about to ****** the snack out of my mouth:
http://tinypic.com/jtrw3o.jpg

Ramsey ever curious about electronics breaking into the TMobile bag:
http://tinypic.com/jtrwgn.jpg
 
Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> looking for trouble
wrote in news:[email protected]:

> On Fri 27 Jan 2006 06:36:22a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Nancy
> Young?
>
>>
>> "Andy" <q> wrote
>>
>>> http://www.tinyurl.com/7lnv9

>>
>> That's a riot. And I bet every single person counts the
>> items, did you?
>>
>> nancy

>
> Actually, I do count my items, and I stare daggers at and mutter under
> my breath the person ahead of me who clearly did not. A trap door
> would be an answer to a prayer!
>


LOL... What about the people with 30 items in the cart that state "It's 2
separate orders"? The self check out lane is getting just as bad in some
stores as well. They'll load up a cart, hit the self check out lane and
not understand how to use it. It'll take them twice as long to get out of
the store than it did if they had waited in line like everyone else in the
regular lanes.

Michael

--
Pics aren't great but here are 2 of my 4 brats.
Hoot about to ****** the snack out of my mouth:
http://tinypic.com/jtrw3o.jpg

Ramsey ever curious about electronics breaking into the TMobile bag:
http://tinypic.com/jtrwgn.jpg