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poweredbysweat said:

Just for fun, complete this story:

The driver pulled his SUV out of the gas station, after spending $70 to fill the tank. He entered the roadway, frustrated by the bumper-to-bumper traffic, and resigned himself to wait it out. To the right, a cyclist zipped by with a T-Shirt that promoted cycling over cars. The motorist thought to himself....

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poweredbysweat said:

Just for fun, complete this story:

The driver pulled his SUV out of the gas station, after spending $70 to fill the tank. He entered the roadway, frustrated by the bumper-to-bumper traffic, and resigned himself to wait it out. To the right, a cyclist zipped by with a T-Shirt that promoted cycling over cars. The motorist thought to himself....

Here's my somewhat idealistic finish:
"I'm going to have to figure out another way to get around. That cyclist seems to be having a good time."

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cavedog said:

He bought a bike, and the very first time he rode in traffic, his wife, without knowing, ran him over in her Volvo. She collected the insurance money, and had a marvelous year with the pool boy, whom, it seemed, also rode a bicycle.

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Wino Ryder said:

oh yeah,.......the cyclist wearing the t-shirt that promoted cycling over cars was a pool boy zipping by traffic, eager to get to his new honey, who was the widow of some poor sap in a SUV.


~ beware of cyclists wearing t-shirts promoting cycling over cars.

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cavedog said:

Ah, the old wormhole effect. That happens every time I drive through Polk county.....

<just kidding>

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poweredbysweat said:

Wow, that's a pessimistic one. And why the "Beware of Riders who promote cycling over cars"? Just curious.

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