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post #53101 of 66661
Look at Pozatto, the dog. Flew up the Paterberg, not doing a tap when the moves are going and he is picking his nose.
post #53102 of 66661
Fat cunt me just scoffed a packet of maltesers. The sugar rush should get me through the last 20km
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Originally Posted by classic1 View Post

Fat cunt me just scoffed a packet of maltesers. The sugar rush should get me through the last 20km


Plenty of carbs in a 2004 St Hugo to get me over the cobbles

post #53104 of 66661

If anyone's desperate to 'share' the experience, there's ten tonnes of chat on the cool kids' forum. 

Fair dinkum, some of these crunts post so much that they wouldn't have time to look at the telly.

 

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=16816&page=112

 

 

post #53105 of 66661
Go cuzzy bro Roulston
post #53106 of 66661

Chase group must have shut down a while ago - gap increasing since about 15 km to go

 

post #53107 of 66661

Flanders tips here.

classic1 - Pozzato
Lama - Sagan
Vadoor - Klier (seeing as Lama flogged my main man)

Paul - Cancellara (somebody's got to love the spurned)

Swampy - Boonen 

Matagi - Boonen

roshea - Breschel

Steve - Boonen

 

Generally in the vicinity
 

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post #53108 of 66661
I blame cancellara for fucking up my tip. He would have smashed them, Except for Pipo. Cunt
post #53109 of 66661

Woot! I tipped something correctly. smile.gif

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I think Boonen was persuaded to switch to playing poker than to poking hookers and doing blow. He face and actions "looked" knackered on the Paterberg but his body language said otherwise - likewise in the run in to the finish he was always straight on Ballans wheel and had an amazingly fluid pedalling style like he was almost soft pedalling it... Of course 'almost' is relative. 26+ mph on lumpy roads after 240km isn't softcocking it...

 

Shame about Cancellara and his dicked off collar bone. Nice effort from Sagan to try and bridge the gap - give it a few years and about another 100,000km in the legs he'll likely be up there with the likes of Boonen and Cancellara.

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Originally Posted by roshea View Post

When does the new UCI rule on helmet covers come in? A few blokes got em on. 

 

Well, Sky blokes.



I remember reading somewhere that they're based on the KASK Vertigo helmet but they're a non-removable alternate plastic shell which gets them around the "helmet cover" rule. If they need more cooling they have to go back to the team car for a different helmet.

 

When it's only 9C outside you really don't need a million vents...

 

 

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Originally Posted by matagi View Post

Woot! I tipped something correctly. smile.gif



Ma for the win!

 

 

post #53113 of 66661

We want Boardman tales Jono!

post #53114 of 66661

An interesting re-route of the 600km ride I've got coming up.

 

http://ridewithgps.com/trips/564669

 

Note on the east of the map the town of Lovelock in the state of Nevada - which means that it's Lovelock, NV (envy)... LOL

post #53115 of 66661

Seppos are shit. They fuck up the sport and cant sprint.

 

They call handlebars (and general vicinity) the 'cockpit'.

 

Look at this shit:

 

katusha_routing_600.jpg

 

I completely blame seppos for how ugly and retarded modern day bikes are looking.

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